Tag: interviews

'OK, Bern, but I wish you wouldn't call me that'

Rightwing Rag Gonna Make Some Sh*t Up At You About How Hillary And Bernie Are Beefing

There's less than no 'there' there.
When did Tobias Fünke become a publishing consultant?

Playboy To Go Never-Nude In 2016. We’ll Be Grieving In Our Bunk

When we saw the headline "Playboy says it will no longer print images of nude women" in our newsfeed Tuesday, we were pretty sure it had to be from one of those dollar-store imitations of The Onion, not the...
Lance Sanderson, with gay stripes all over him.

Catholic School Sends Gay Boy Home For A Week To Think About How Gay He’s Been

Remember that kid from Memphis, Gay Lance Something-Or-Other? If you don't, NO, he did not build a clock, that boy was a Muslim, not a gay! Lance Sanderson is a senior at a Catholic boys' school called Christian Brothers,...
A leader of little green plastic men

War Hero Donald Trump Was Most Terrific War Hero In Prep School

We finally know why Donald Trump never cared so much for war guys who got captured: When he was in the military, he never got captured, so why should he think all that much of guys who were? Now,...
Gross. Both of them.

Esteemed Teevee Journalist Would Like Ted Cruz To Say A Spanish, For Journalism

Mark Halperin is a hack whom everybody hates, who does hacky "journalism" and somehow, because the world is not fair, makes more money than yr Wonkette. Ted Cruz is an obnoxious, entitled asshole whom everyone hates, who has always...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: The Food Babe Gets Her Revenge! (No, She Doesn’t.)

Welcome back, lovers of stuff-and-nonsense. It's your weekly dose of assorted woo known as the Snake Oil Bulletin. Last week we tuckered ourselves out on the infuriating world of vegan cat food. Consider this week a bit of a...
Filing jointly now, we guess.

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Let’s Eat Bon-Bons And Braid Hair With The Tennessee Gay Marriage Plaintiffs!

On Tuesday, plaintiffs in Obergefell v. Hodges journeyed to the Supreme Court from many faraway exotic lands -- Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio and Michigan to be specific -- so that their case, to bring marriage equality to themselves and, by extension, to...
You see this guy asking me questions? How dare he?

Maybe Rand Paul Didn’t F*ck Up Guardian Interview, Is Still A Dick Anyway

The Twitter, it is outraged at Serious Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, who is a dick, for doing another dick thing. According to the internet, which is always correct, Rand Paul had a full-on meltdown temper tantrum at Guardian reporter...
k to the g

Politico Reporter: Kirsten Gillibrand Is a Lying Liar, Since No Man in Congress Has Ever Been Sexist

On Wednesday, the New York Post published tidbits of what promises to be an entertaining and depressing new interview with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand in which she describes being called "fat" and told to work out more since she was getting "porky" by...

Jon Stewart Wonders How Fox & CNN Made All Those ‘Hard Choices’ In Hillary Interviews (Video)

Jon Stewart was pretty impressed with how well the capture of Benghazi attacker Ahmed Abu Khattala went. He couldn't find a single thing wrong with the operation -- "which is probably why I don't work at Fox." Ah, but...

A Wonkette Interview With ‘Bailout’ Author Neil Barofsky, Part I

Welcome to your Monday Wonkette Interview Post! We were fortunate enough to speak with former Special Inspector General for TARP (SIGTARP!) Neil Barofsky over the telephone, whose new memoir Bailout, recounting his stint in Washington from late 2008 until...

Todd Akin’s Final Answer: He’s In It To Win It! (Also Too, 9/11)

Vaginal magic expert Rep. Todd Akin has just gone on the Mike Huckabee radio show to announce his final decision before today's 5:00 drop-out deadline and LOL, he's staying in. The reason is the same as yesterday: 9/11,...

Exclusive NYT Interview Indicates That Undecided Voters May Despise Politics Entirely

The New York Times ventured out of the Big City to conduct one of its most ambitious anthropological studies of the election, deep into the virgin forests of Ohio. Veteran Timesman John Harwood was tasked with a mission that...

20+ Year House Grump John Boehner: Obama Has Never Had ‘Real Job’ In ‘Real World’

John Boehner is a quick study: He didn't really care about politics much as a youth, eventually worked his way up to the presidency of a small business in plastics, decided he didn't like dealing with the hassles of...

Jeb Bush, Liberated By His Own Irrelevance, Says GOP Is ‘Short-Sighted’

Remember a very long time ago, during a Republican presidential debate last August (oh my god, TIME), when one of those moderator fellows asked the candidates whether they would reject a debt deal that required 10 dollars in spending...