Tag: interns

Ivanka Trump’s Unpaid Interns Want To Tell Other Interns How To Live Fabulously Poor

Ivanka Trump keeps domestic slaves to make her website look fancy.
A typical Missouri intern, we guess.

Missouri Republicans Demand Interns Stop Being Too Sexy To Resist

There is a thing that happens in every political workplace in US America, and probably also Guam, where everybody's just doing their business, but then this one family values Republican, probably named Missouri House Speaker John Diehl, gets a shame boner...
He feels right bad about that. Can't we all be friends, especially with genocidal war-crimers?

Missouri Family Values Republican Sorry For Sexting Co-Ed, Ready To Forget This Ever Happened

Missouri House Speaker John Diehl -- Republican, family man, church-goer, and opponent of marriage equality because "tradition" and "the children" -- is very, very sorry y'all found out about his sexxxytime texting with a college freshman and telling her...
Enjoyest thou intern, sayeth the Lord

Family Values Republican Says Marriage Is Only For Straights And Married Dudes Who Sext Interns

Oh what have we here? Why, it's a Republican sex scandal. Our favorite! This time, it's Missouri House Speaker John Diehl, and he's been a bad bad boy. According to some ewwww gross texts obtained by the Kansas City...

MWM Seeks Discreet Female Who Knows Where Her Delete Key Is

Here is a funny picture, that is funny! If only it specified "blonde white girls," the Daily Caller might be able to help!

Justice Department Now Paying Experienced Lawyers With Exposure Bucks, Whore Diamonds

What a tempting offer for our nation's cadre of experienced lawyers: work for the Justice Department, reviewing applications for wiretaps in major federal criminal investigations. Probably this is pretty easy, given (as we've recently learned) that there is no...

Working Class Hero Judge Rules That People Must Be Paid to do Work

It is a small victory but your Wonkette will take it: U.S. District Judge William Pauley, hero to the working classes, issued a summary judgment this week affirming that people need to be paid for work. Yes, Wonketteers, we are...

Here, Let the Atlantic Explain At You About Why They Do Not Pay People For Their Work

Ha! Ha! Ha! Here, let us enjoy this fun exchange between a freelance journalist and a representative of the Atlantic, wherein Global Editor Olga Khazan asks a freelance journalist if he would mind, you know, giving her a thousand...

Celebrities Destroying America, According to Television

According to the news today, the GOP hates celebrities, hates television, and hates words. St. Ronald Reagan would be so ashamed. The GOP doesn't like it when Obama uses celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker or Anna Wintour in his...

Hot New Trend: Working Actual Professional Jobs For Free, As ‘Interns’

As America and the Entire Industrialized World dips into the second act of our 21st Century Greatest Depression, workers and employers are developing new skills to cope with the complete lack of money. In the Los Angeles City Attorney's...

Farewell Interns: You Will Be Missed?

Oh the interns! They were everywhere, but now they're leaving, so it's time to say goodbye to DC's Summer Slave Class. They came, they stapled, threw up on bars, ran around half-naked, and accomplished ... nothing. And so, Interns,...

Food Options For Beautiful People

If you make it through even a little of the "50 Most Beautiful People" on the Hill list -- especially the moving prose -- you will learn that the people on this annual summer-gimmick list made it there...

Intern ‘Appreciation’ Week: Rewards For Excellence In Stapling

They're everywhere by now. The interns. Stapling, filing, eating, breathing, doing things that only they think are important. But being in intern is hard -- Intern Riley worked for this four-star publication and even he barely made it out...

The Oil Spill Will Never End, But Summer Will

Our fallen heroes were honored yesterday, and summer was officially born. This means that in just 12 short weeks it will be Labor Day, the slightly less morbid three-day cluster of BBQs and booze that will mark the end...

The Interns, They Have Returned

It's the middle of May and school is out for the summer, which can only mean one thing: It's Intern Season again in DC. Summer marks the glorious time in DC when young 'uns from far and wide come...

Joe Wilson Hiking Appalachian-ish Trail With Intern Babe

Ooh, an outdoor adventure for shouty South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. If anyone deserves it, it is him. Maybe he is taking a few days to "write something," like his state's governor did when he went hiking. Who is...