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Posts Tagged ‘internets’

Blackwater Is For Our Children’s Future

Friday, October 26th, 2007

* John Edwards smash! [Wizbang Politics] MORE »


Al Gore Identity-Theft E-Mail Shocker!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007


Hey Al, why the fuck are you using John Kerry’s e-mail to send e-mail? MORE »


FRIST: Honoring the World’s Worst Commenters

Friday, April 6th, 2007

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Do you love Internet comments a whole bunch? Neither do we! MORE »


Bush Administration Has Double-Secret Private Communication System

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Everybody smart knows you shouldn’t do questionable things on your work computer, whether sending out resumes or posting Casual Encounters ads or basically anything you might have a hard time explaining to your boss.

The scumbag criminals in the White House also practice this “cover your tracks” rule. Technically, they “work” for the “American people,” which means the White House computer network and affiliated websites, e-mail accounts, backups and archives are the property of the United States, as required by the Presidential Records Act.

Find out how they’re breaking yet another federal law, after the jump.

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Rumors On The Internets: April Still Cruelest Month

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

* Ancient Canadian comic to host White House correspondents’ dinner — thanks, Stephen Colbert! [E&P]
* Attack on Iran, come she will. [Arab Times]
* Don’t ever change, The Note. You’re perfect just as you are. [Think Progress]
* Mark Warner can quit campaigning anytime, really, he just likes it. [Hotline on Call]
* John McCain’s two favorite things: “straight talk” and when Wolf swirls his tongue. [Media Matters]
* Return of the “The Fairness Doctrine” could force all broadcast news to resemble Fox. [Captain's Quarters]
* War on drugs: still the undisputed champion of unwinnable wars. [Hit & Run]


Walnuts McCain’s War On Blogs

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Determined to make the Bush Administration seem sane by comparison, John WALNUTS! McCain is finally shifting into the full-on crazy mode we’ve long awaited. MORE »


Rumors On The Internets: Dare To Be Stupid

Monday, December 11th, 2006

* Fox News is looking to fill the long vacant position of “fact writer.” [Mediabistro]
* Silvestre Reyes is smart, just not relevant-to-national-security smart. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
* Congressman Roger Wicker, whose Mississippi upbringing imbued him with a deep love for opacity in government operations, wants congressional staff salaries off the internetz. [Potomac Flacks]
* Rahm Emanuel did not have awareness relations with those Mark Foley mails. [Unclaimed Territory] MORE »


World’s Crappiest Campaign Sites

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Sure, lunatic, put beer in a margarita - WonketteLet’s start with Rep. Kay Granger of the 12th District in Texas. She’s an incumbent, seems to be in a safe seat, and doesn’t need some “net roots” hi-tech nonsense. A basic website is fine. MORE »


STOP ABUSING OUR MARINES!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWe realize that when it comes to freedom of the press, the USA has fallen to Number 53 in the world — tied with our fascist homies in Croatia and the islanders of the Kingdom of Tonga! — but do we have to make is so damned obvious? MORE »


Brian Ross Not Really a Political Blogger, Because He’s Still Got a Sense of Humor

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

ABC News’ man with the prop phone actually had a phone conversation with new-media guy Mark Glaser. MORE »