Obama Sex Chat Breaks Internet
Thursday, March 26th, 2009
Guess who’s doing a Live Streaming Video Internet sexytime chat right now? Barack Obama! Jay Leno must’ve been all booked up today. It took your Wonkette about a dozen tries to get the White House site to load, but now it is working, finally. So, if you’re one of the 5-1/2 million people on unemployment currently watching Obama on this web thingy on the Internets because you have nothing else to do and Dish TV cut off your shows, well have fun. Maybe we will “liveblog” a “live chat,” maybe? Nah. But you can go search the submitted questions for stuff like “marijuana” — try “marijauna,” too. [White House]










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