Oh boy guess what? The Teabaggers figured out a magical way to REPEAL the not-yet-signed Health Care Reform Bill. But does it require getting up off your fat fucking lard ass and turning away from the ‘puter for a moment? Not at all! And is it potentially effective, or even loosely based on American Democracy [...]
Guess who’s doing a Live Streaming Video Internet sexytime chat right now? Barack Obama! Jay Leno must’ve been all booked up today. It took your Wonkette about a dozen tries to get the White House site to load, but now it is working, finally. So, if you’re one of the 5-1/2 million people on unemployment [...]
The FCC has announced a bold new socialist plan to provide wireless Internet all over America, for free! But it won’t have any pr0n, so Americans won’t actually use this free gift. Also, it will be hella slow, as it will be operated by wireless companies forced to do so, by the government, and in [...]
FRIST: Honoring the World’s Worst Commenters
by Ken Layne 12:50 am April 6, 2007