* Intern Lauren has been fired from Wonkette after telling her bosses she secretly worked for, and at times helped run, the escort service allegedly run by the DC Madam. Keep up with Intern Lauren’s blog for really good To Do lists. [Lorna Sore]
* DC has highest rate of teen pregnancy in the country. [District Matters]
* DC is a place where a website redesigns itself (oh, hi there B&W drawing of woman in upper left corner) and they have a party to celebrate their new web design and that party had lots of bands playing and is considered by some to be a very big deal. [BYT]
* Video of Representative Tom Davis from Fairfax on the Colbert Report. [Andyland]
* The Capitol Hill Community Foundation has gotten around $100,000 in donations to find a temporary Eastern Market. [Inside the DC Bubble]

Intern Lauren will probably kill us (with Polonium-210) for wasting this extra-precious exchange from Late Night Shots — the closed social network which allows you to explore Washington DC’s social landscape and bar scene — but we’ve got to run it now to make a joke work in Wonkette’s War On Christmas Gift Guide.

Join us after the jump for the scientifically exact opposite of Hollywood’s beloved “meet cute” scenario.

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