interior department
Hooray! We Can All Go Deep-Water Drill the Gulf Of Mexico Again!
JUDGE BLOCK DEE-WATER DRILLING MORATIORIUM, say the Associated Presses, all grammatical-like. That’s right! Rand Paul 1, Statists 0. U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman in New Orleans decided New Orleans has not had enough trouble. “What we need, folks, is more oil spills up in here,” he probably said, though who knows because BREAKING NEWS. So [...]
Ken Salazar Bravely Changes Name of Federal Oil Drilling Office
You know what’s awful? That mineral-management whatzit agency that let BP crap oil all over the Gulf of Mexico forever. How can America best change its dangerous, corrupt mining policies? And what was it called, again? Jesus doesn’t anybody remember anything in this country? No? Well, anyway, to change the subject, have you heard about [...]
Devil Cuts Down Jesus Cross In Mojave National Preserve
The Supreme Court and the Obama Administration and the Troops/Veterans and Jesus all got together to try to keep an illegal goddamned religious statue in Mojave National Preserve, but guess what? The Devil is stronger, because He Is Legion, and the dumb/hideous Mojave Cross Made of Plumbing Pipe was cut down by Heroes and now [...]
What? Gale Norton Under Investigation For Corruption??
Former Bush Interior Secretary and Jack Abramoff pal Gale Norton, who earned that position after a successful career corporo-raping the United States environment, is in trouble for doing the thing that every Bush administration official did, but she did so very much! “The Justice Department is investigating whether former Interior Secretary Gale A. Norton illegally [...]
John McCain Takes Bold Stance Against Nomination Of Deputy Interior Secretary, Who Once Insulted Reagan
John McCain may not have been able to get Congress to balance the budget by eliminating $7.7 billion in earmarked projects, but… but John McCain is very important, still. He took another important stance just yesterday in fact! At a confirmation hearing yesterday for the *deputy Secretary of the Interior*, the biggest responsibility of which [...]
‘I’ll Take A Question From The Polar Bears’
Bush Administration Wants You To Carry Guns In National Parks
Former Corrupt Admin Official Offer to Lobby for Free
Second Life Also Destroys the Environment!
Daily Briefing: 99% Perspiration
Rumors On The Internets: If You Threw a Party
Daily Briefing: Turd Referendum
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Rumors On The Internets: No One Wants To Be Defeated
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