Rejoice, polar bears! The United States Department of the Interior just announced that the number one source of cute white bears in the world — arctic polar bears — will be designated a threatened species because of the Global Warming, which the Republicans are going to fix because John McCain remembers how tough things were during the last Ice Age. MORE »

We were all excited when this ABC News headline came across our Truth Wire: “Anything Goes At Interior Department.” Anything? Like boy-prostitute rings in the White House and that sort of deal? MORE »