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Posts Tagged ‘intelligence’

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

The new National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iran “concludes that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 and that the program remains frozen, contradicting judgment two years ago that Tehran was working relentlessly toward building a nuclear bomb.” No word yet on whether this will affect Bush’s plans to invade Iran for working relentlessly toward building a nuclear bomb. [NYT]


Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Mike McConnell, the national intelligence director, said today that he will not release any of the key findings from the upcoming National Intelligence Estimate on Iran to the public. Because of the terrorists and the Iraq and 9/11 or something… with us or against us… shut up. [CNN]


Privacy Now Means No One Other Than the Government Will Read Your E-mail

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Trust me, I promise I won't -tell- anyone when I read your emailSo, this guy? He is your Principal Deputy Director of National Intelligence, Donald Kerr, and he would like you to trust him and all the nameless, faceless bureaucrats reading your e-mail, listening in on your phone calls and checking your financial accounts. Because, see, while it’s fine for them to be anonymous, he needs you to understand that you really don’t need to be, because “privacy” has nothing to do with anonymity anymore! MORE »


Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Diplohater Condi Rice and more than a dozen intelligence officials “must testify about their conversations with pro-Israel lobbyists, a federal judge ruled Friday in an espionage case.” Two former American Israel Public Affairs Committee lobbyists are being tried for passing on classified Pentagon information to Israeli people. But we assume the judge won’t rule against them, because that would be anti-Semitic. [AP via WP]


NSA Holds Seminar Teaching Media How to Not Report on NSA

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

The NSA, the domestic intelligence agency that really wishes you still hadn’t heard of it, was frustrated by their growing inability to keep their close-kept secrets out of the newspapers. So between 2002 and 2004 they held some off-the-record “media seminars” where they explained to reporters that they really shouldn’t report anything they know about the NSA and its many probably unconstitutional programs. And then, a couple years later, the New York Sun is reporting the details of those seminars. Meta! MORE »


The CIA’s Darkest Secrets Revealed Redacted

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

CIA to Distract From Current Crimes With Reports of Old Crimes

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

spyhard.jpgThe CIA has decided to declassify a number of its most terrible secrets. “The family jewels” is the name given to a folder — a literal folder, because government malfeasance is occasionally hackily cinematic — prepared in the ’70s when then-CIA head James R. Schlesinger wished to know what else, exactly, Sy Hersh would end up revealing about his own agency.

Later Gerry Ford wished to know the same thing, and though Henry Kissinger advised him to just forget it, he insisted on seeing the terrible secrets for himself. Then he was so depressed about the huge mess he’d inherited that he pardoned Nixon and lost the election to Mr. Rogers.

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CIA Sued for Being a Dick

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Valerie “Plame” Wilson worked for the CIA for exactly “20 years, 7 days,” with “six years, one month and 29 days of overseas service,” according to the CIA via the Congressional Record. MORE »


Bronx Bribers

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

* America’s mayor took some pretty shiny payola from America’s team. [Political Wire]
* Lack of a major league club in Jersey just means they hand him an envelope stuffed with electoral delegates instead. [Atlantic Online]
* James Sensenbrenner: still the biggest asshole on The Hill. [TPM Muckraker]
* Tom Tancredo’s failures as a presidential candidate contribute to already substantial failures as a congressman. [Denver Post]
* Terrorists continue to target nations’ hand-release infrastructure. [Passport]
* Intelligence agencies maintain “it’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.” [Secrecy News]
* Fox News wrongly accused Hillary Clinton of only recently starting to dress badly. [Media Matters]


George Tenet’s Book Absolves George Tenet

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Dammit, Dick, Hooker's a good cop! - WonketteThe long, slow roll-out of George Tenet’s self-serving, Cheney-trashing book/60 Minutes appearance continues with the requisite Times advance copy-based front page story. MORE »


Bitter Careerist Theater Continues

Monday, April 16th, 2007

George Tenet’s book will undoubtedly be self-serving bullshit, but the best kind of self-serving bullshit: the kind that’s full of hilarious attacks against everyone he used to work with! MORE »


Doug Feith’s Stupidest Fucking Website on the Internet

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

I'm Doug Feith, and I've got a naughty secret! - WonketteTrying to convince people you’re not “the dumbest fucking guy on the planet”? Here’s a helpful hint: don’t choose the same headshot Douglas Feith did for his site, “Please Stop Yelling at Me and Calling Me Names.” MORE »


Administration Almost Admits to Lying About NK, Heavens Open Up and Prepare to Swallow Earth

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Remember 2002, when we were all flyin’ high on paranoia and dread? Those reassuring warpigs in the Bush Administration knew what we needed: more enemies with more firepower, to keep America on its toes. And so Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and North Korea was enriching Uranium.

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Undersecretary of Defense Did Nothing Wrong, Undersecretary of Defense Finds

Friday, February 9th, 2007

No one did anything wrong ever, go home - WonketteThe DoD prepared a report investigating the work of the DoD’s pre-war intelligence outfit headed by Douglas Feith, the dumbest fucking guy on the planet. The result of that report? The Office of Special Plans made a lot of shit up, misled Congress, spun and abused intelligence, and didn’t break any laws. MORE »