Ex-Senator Rick Santorum is being a real ninny these days in Philadelphia, where tonight he will lecture at two colleges as part of neo-cunt David Horowitz’s infamous “Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week.” The talks will be a rare opportunity for Santorum these days to voice those prosaic maxims of moderation for which he is revered. For example, he told the Philadelphia Inquirer today that, “You see academics and Muslim student associations that want to shut down discussion of the fact that the enemy is using Islam as a rallying cry for terrorism.” How’s that for deft public diplomacy vis-a-vis the American Muslim community? Get this voice of reason a regular column in a major city newspaper and we’ll have those browns sucking the Jesus juice in no time.

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