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Tag: infighting

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‘Alt-Right’ Dillweeds Turning On Each Other Like A Bunch Of Heathers

Buncha Nazis screaming at each other on Twitter about who's taking who to the prom.
Shoulda gone with Prince

Phyllis Schlafly Says Michele Bachmann Too Stupid To Be New Phyllis Schlafly

Conservative All-Mother Phyllis Schlafly (yes, she's still alive, stop being so surprised!) revealed Wednesday in an interview with Alex Jones that, in the continuing mishegas over control of the Eagle Forum, the rightwing group she founded, she once considered...

Bring Your Trumpets, We Are Having A New Orleans Style Funeral For ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder’s Fox News ‘Career’

We bring you grievous news, brothers and sisters, via the goodly offices of Breitbart.com. They inform us that Steven Crowder, Fox News "comedian," has been unceremoniously canned by America's greatest news network, though they do not so much tell...

Nice Time: Joe Biden Does Thing

Hey friends! Have you been fighting with your fellow commenters, and all your Twitter friends, and every other liberal in the universe over whether ERIC HOLDER NEEDS TO FUCKING GO, or whether if you say the president did a...

Chris Wallace Rumbles With Peggy Noonan For Control Of The Gang

She'd killed him. She'd killed Mitt. She'd stuck her blade between his ribs, counting down from the top to mark where his heart was. (In this story, Mitt Romney had a heart.) And now everyone was going fucking...

Rick Perry Proposed ‘Bi-National’ U.S.-Mexico Obamacare Before 9/11

Rick Perry had a grand idea, just days before Muslim Terrorists attacked the United States on 9/11/01: Mexico could join together with the United States to provide free socialized health care for everyone, Mexican and Texan alike! This is...

House Democrats Vote Against Republican-Obama Tax Plan

The House Democratic Caucus voted, in a "virtually unanimous" fashion, against President Obama's compromise tax deal in a closed-door meeting today, despite the plan being made by and for Republicans. Seriously, what is with House Democrats these days? Did...

Everyone In GOP Mad At Jim DeMint For Losing Senate

The Republican Party has taken a step back from their sweeping victory in America's ultimate, #1, super repudiation of big government to wonder why, in fact, they didn't take control of BOTH halves of our two-headed legislative branch; the...

Colo. GOP Leaders Totally Love Bicycle-Man Dan Maes, Are Begging Him To Quit

Colorado Tea Party maniac Dan Maes managed just barely to win last week's GOP gubernatorial primary, because his opponent was a plagiarist and because only he dared to tell the truth about the Communist bike-sharing evil that threatens to...

Your Lengthy Guide To The Insane McCain-Palin Cold War

It is 1945 all over again. A major historical War for the White House has ended forever, and the liberals won. The liberals do not usually win these things because they are scared of fighting, so who knows how...

Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus

The Republican equivalent of being sent to the gulag is babysitting Sarah Palin, and this thankless task has fallen to former Bush staffer and current McCain employee Nicolle Wallace. What unspeakable sin did Wallace commit in order to be...

This Week’s Santorumiana