infighting

AND IF WEAPONS WERE CHOCOLATE ARMED FORCES WOULD HIDE  11:11 am May 14, 2013

Nice Time: Joe Biden Does Thing

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey friends! Have you been fighting with your fellow commenters, and all your Twitter friends, and every other liberal in the universe over whether ERIC HOLDER NEEDS TO FUCKING GO, or whether if you say the president did a bad thing then you are dumb worse than Mitch McConnell, or whether ERIC HOLDER HAS BEEN [...]

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO YOUR PARTY  12:40 pm September 21, 2012

Chris Wallace Rumbles With Peggy Noonan For Control Of The Gang

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

She’d killed him. She’d killed Mitt. She’d stuck her blade between his ribs, counting down from the top to mark where his heart was. (In this story, Mitt Romney had a heart.) And now everyone was going fucking nuts. Twitchy was mouthing off to Big Bill. Chris Wallace was struggling to find the gonads to [...]

THE MEXICAN KARL MARX  1:58 pm August 31, 2011

Rick Perry Proposed ‘Bi-National’ U.S.-Mexico Obamacare Before 9/11

by Ken Layne

Rick Perry had a grand idea, just days before Muslim Terrorists attacked the United States on 9/11/01: Mexico could join together with the United States to provide free socialized health care for everyone, Mexican and Texan alike! This is how Rick Perry spent the days before 9/11, trying to give our capitalist freedom to a [...]

GROWING UP  1:15 pm December 9, 2010

House Democrats Vote Against Republican-Obama Tax Plan

by Jack Stuef

The House Democratic Caucus voted, in a “virtually unanimous” fashion, against President Obama’s compromise tax deal in a closed-door meeting today, despite the plan being made by and for Republicans. Seriously, what is with House Democrats these days? Did they become the smoke monster? And what if the White House continues to pretend their compromise [...]

NEEDS MORE HAM BISCUITS  10:41 am November 4, 2010

Everyone In GOP Mad At Jim DeMint For Losing Senate

by Jack Stuef

The Republican Party has taken a step back from their sweeping victory in America’s ultimate, #1, super repudiation of big government to wonder why, in fact, they didn’t take control of BOTH halves of our two-headed legislative branch; the answer to this conundrum can only be that Jim DeMint is a stupid face. Jim DeMint, [...]

FAILED COUPS  9:54 am August 16, 2010

Colo. GOP Leaders Totally Love Bicycle-Man Dan Maes, Are Begging Him To Quit

by Josh Fruhlinger

Colorado Tea Party maniac Dan Maes managed just barely to win last week’s GOP gubernatorial primary, because his opponent was a plagiarist and because only he dared to tell the truth about the Communist bike-sharing evil that threatens to destroy America forever. With that tough race over, will the Colorado Republican party, led by the [...]

THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF OUR TIME  6:13 pm November 6, 2008

Your Lengthy Guide To The Insane McCain-Palin Cold War

by Jim Newell

It is 1945 all over again. A major historical War for the White House has ended forever, and the liberals won. The liberals do not usually win these things because they are scared of fighting, so who knows how this happened. Whatever. They can “govern” till the cows come home. The real story now is [...]

SEXIST CLOTHING SHENANIGANS  1:30 pm October 29, 2008

Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus

by Sara K. Smith

The Republican equivalent of being sent to the gulag is babysitting Sarah Palin, and this thankless task has fallen to former Bush staffer and current McCain employee Nicolle Wallace. What unspeakable sin did Wallace commit in order to be saddled with this terrible burden? Only History will tell. But for now she insists it is [...]

HILLARY CLINTON  11:21 am March 3, 2008

Mark Penn: I Had Nothing To Do With This Dumb Clinton Campaign

by Jim Newell

REPUBLICANS  12:57 pm August 10, 2006

This Week’s Santorumiana

by Josh Fruhlinger


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