indonesia
Obama Hits Weird-Japanese-Commercial Portion of Presidency
This week, Barack Obama went over to Asia to see what happens when a model minority owns an entire continent. He obvs already knew, because his hippie mom made him live there in some off-the-grid shack for a hot minute with a foreign non-daddy, but it was worth another look to see if anything had [...]
Obama Criticizes Israel In Muslim Indonesia, Once Had a ‘Tranny Nanny’
by Jack Stuef
President Obama criticized Israel for its approval of new settlements in East Jerusalem today, which is surprising not because Jews should be allowed to have whatever land they want, because of the Bible, but because Obama hates the Jews and their rightful country. Or perhaps, considering he said this in Indonesia, Obama was just afraid [...]
Yes, maybe the United States didn’t explode yesterday from all the alien bombs like that lady said they would, but that doesn’t mean the Lizard People won’t SHOOT LAVA IN THE AIR TO COOK BARACK OBAMA. President Obama arrived in Indonesia on Tuesday for a short stay mixing diplomacy with an important Muslim nation and [...]
You may have heard there is a random pastor guy in Florida who decided he’s gonna burn hisself a whol’ bunch ‘er K-rans on 9/11! Wow! Big news! Random American hicks hate things that are not like them! But our media saw this and decided everyone looooooved that mosque story so much that this man [...]
‘Ground Zero Church’ Leader Is Against Muslins AND Mormons
by Lauri Apple
Welcome to another edition of Burn Yer Queeran — our first since the beginning of Fashion Ramadan, when everybody is forbidden to wear white shoes until the imam proclaims it to be spring again. Today’s post is brought to you by the makers of Islam Rising halal baker’s yeast, now being advertised along roadways across [...]
Oil Explosion To Destroy Earth Before Global Warming Has A Chance
So you’ve probably been thinking throughout this whole gulf-destroying oil spill business: Isn’t there, like, some kind of meddling bureaucratic government agency that’s supposed to make whiny liberal complaints about potential environmental apocalypse when someone asks to set up an offshore drilling rig? Turns out that, whoops, there is, and they have been, but the [...]
WELL FINE WE DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER! Look what the Republicans in Indonesia are doing to this little boy! “Indonesian officials are considering a petition that calls for a bronze statue in Jakarta of a young Barack Obama to be torn down… 55,000 people have joined a Facebook group that calls for the statue to [...]
The nice little muslins in Jakarta have built their native son, Barack Obama, a statue made of the finest golds and bronzes to be stolen from East Timor! It is called “Barry Dreams Come True,” and all of the schoolchildren want to grow up to be like Barack Obama — except the one kid who [...]
OBAMA GOING TO INDONESIA NEXT YEAR! The muslin comes home to roost: “JAKARTA — US President Barack Obama will visit Indonesia next year to ‘showcase the importance of growing US-Indonesia bilateral relations,’ the US embassy said Wednesday.” What fun. You know, the U.S. and Indonesia used to have great bilateral relations! Back in the ’70s, [...]
Mazel Tov, China: We Will Do You One Better Than An Empire State Building Souvenir
by Juli Weiner
Today Iran + the UN Security Council will LITERALLY meet in Switzerland the country in hopes of convincing Iran to agree to a weapons inspection. [New York Times] If Obama wants to send more troops to Afghanistan, he might have to ask the GOP for support. The GOP, of all people. [Washington Post] Over 500 [...]
All this talk about the economy! Eh, Who cares, it’s finished, so how’s Hillary Clinton’s Dipolomatic Corps doing? She’s in Asia, you know! And oh, what a swell time she’s having, drinking tea with the Japanese royals, taking in Eastern culture, and most importantly, getting the hell out of Washington D.C. Best job in the [...]
PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE RIGHT-WING BLOG HILARITY: “Barack Obama told a group of donors in California early last year that his first international trip would be to Muslim Indonesia, a supporter who was present recalled today… He then said when he got off [Air Force One], he would say ‘xxxxxxxx’ – which we, of course, didn’t [...]
Four-year-old lazy greaseball European gay Himmler-phile Barack Obama continues to be too effete for the United States. He just got back from his stupid trip to Nowheresville, Iraq and pinko Europe and he’s already planning another trip out of the country — this time to “Hawaii,” the main island of Indonesia, where he grew up [...]
That Barack Obama is a such a compulsive prevaricator that he cannot admit he speaks an exotic foreign tongue until he’s hanging out with a bunch of reporters. Remember how he very unpatriotically admitted feeling “embarrassed” that he doesn’t speak a foreign language? Well that was just a bunch of lies because he does speak [...]
