Oh, Orly. Oh dear. Perhaps when you have four lives as a birther/realtor/dentist/lawyer, it does not seem so odd to claim that Barack Obama has a secret body double somewhere in Indonesia — or is himself the secret body double, in the White House, and the real Barack Obama might be dead somewhere? But the [...]
Wayne Root went to Columbia with Barack Obama, in the early ’80s and had the same major and everything … or did he? He says he doesn’t remember any such Barry Obama Soetoro person around campus! Though probably, as he tells Sean Hannity in this video, that was because Barry was too busy smoking weed [...]
Before George H.W. Bush became America’s lovable old “sensible Republican” grandpa, he was an angry, out-of-touch Republican president, who was flabbergasted to lose in ’92 to a fat pot-smoking southerner whom he publicly called a “bozo.” For most of his term, Bush’s chief of staff was unpleasant former New Hampshire Governor John Sununu, who was [...]
A 1990 article in a hard-hitting publication called Vanity Fair either accidentally revealed a state secret: Obama spent some years in Singapore, not Indonesia, as a child! OR pooooossibly, but this is not very likely, an uninformed intern wrote an article about Obama and confused the countries of Indonesia (where Obama “spent” some time as [...]
Proving that harrassment and fear of death can be excellent motivators, Uganda-style, in curing the twin Evils of Ghey and Unnatural, the Muslim Indonesian President Barack Noobama’s onetime nanny, in Indonesia, where he was born, has disavowed her cross-dressing “lifestyle,” because of Murder. In an interview that will surely hearten those who know such un-Godly [...]
This week, Barack Obama went over to Asia to see what happens when a model minority owns an entire continent. He obvs already knew, because his hippie mom made him live there in some off-the-grid shack for a hot minute with a foreign non-daddy, but it was worth another look to see if anything had [...]
President Obama criticized Israel for its approval of new settlements in East Jerusalem today, which is surprising not because Jews should be allowed to have whatever land they want, because of the Bible, but because Obama hates the Jews and their rightful country. Or perhaps, considering he said this in Indonesia, Obama was just afraid [...]
Yes, maybe the United States didn’t explode yesterday from all the alien bombs like that lady said they would, but that doesn’t mean the Lizard People won’t SHOOT LAVA IN THE AIR TO COOK BARACK OBAMA. President Obama arrived in Indonesia on Tuesday for a short stay mixing diplomacy with an important Muslim nation and [...]
You may have heard there is a random pastor guy in Florida who decided he’s gonna burn hisself a whol’ bunch ‘er K-rans on 9/11! Wow! Big news! Random American hicks hate things that are not like them! But our media saw this and decided everyone looooooved that mosque story so much that this man [...]
Welcome to another edition of Burn Yer Queeran — our first since the beginning of Fashion Ramadan, when everybody is forbidden to wear white shoes until the imam proclaims it to be spring again. Today’s post is brought to you by the makers of Islam Rising halal baker’s yeast, now being advertised along roadways across [...]
So you’ve probably been thinking throughout this whole gulf-destroying oil spill business: Isn’t there, like, some kind of meddling bureaucratic government agency that’s supposed to make whiny liberal complaints about potential environmental apocalypse when someone asks to set up an offshore drilling rig? Turns out that, whoops, there is, and they have been, but the [...]
WELL FINE WE DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER! Look what the Republicans in Indonesia are doing to this little boy! “Indonesian officials are considering a petition that calls for a bronze statue in Jakarta of a young Barack Obama to be torn down… 55,000 people have joined a Facebook group that calls for the statue to [...]
The nice little muslins in Jakarta have built their native son, Barack Obama, a statue made of the finest golds and bronzes to be stolen from East Timor! It is called “Barry Dreams Come True,” and all of the schoolchildren want to grow up to be like Barack Obama — except the one kid who [...]
OBAMA GOING TO INDONESIA NEXT YEAR! The muslin comes home to roost: “JAKARTA — US President Barack Obama will visit Indonesia next year to ‘showcase the importance of growing US-Indonesia bilateral relations,’ the US embassy said Wednesday.” What fun. You know, the U.S. and Indonesia used to have great bilateral relations! Back in the ’70s, [...]
