Tag: indoctrination

My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Watch Fox And Free Yourself From Propaganda

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature altogether; this week, we'll have to select carefully from a veritable smorgasbord of Derp. So...

Obama’s Universal Pre-K Will Teach Children To Murder Babies And Get Gay Married

Over at wingnut thought-leader drunktank TownHall.com yesterday, CNS News editor Terry Jeffrey explained the real reason Barack Obama wants universal pre-K: it doesn't have anything to do with education; Obama just wants to indoctrinate children at ever-younger ages by...

Family Research Council Fears Preschool Education Camps Where Tots Will Learn Shapes, Colors, Atheism

The nutballs at the Family Research Council are worried about the feminazi socialist revolution that might result if early childhood education is expanded, because they know that the real goal is not to prepare children for school, but actually...

Wingnuts Furious: Texas Kids Design Imaginary Flags For Nonexistent Pretend Socialist Nation

Pity the poor children of Texas. Not only do they have to live in a state full of Texans, but many of them are at high risk of growing up to be Texans, too. Oh, and on top of...

Texas Schools Implement Carefully Crafted Law By Teaching Bible As 100% Fact

So, back in 2007, the Texas legislature passed a law mandating that all public schools in the state include instruction on "the Hebrew Scriptures" and the New Testament and their impact on literature and history. Don't worry, supporters...

Fox’s ‘The Five’: Algebra Is Liberal Terrorism

We don't know how Eric Bolling, of Fox braintrust "The Five," managed to talk about liberal indoctrination with math without even bothering to note that algebra was invented by A-RABS and is a Mooslem plot. But at least he...

Check Out These Loser Kids Being Losers About Nobama

Oh, are we not supposed to make fun of kids? Even little loser ones? Meh, they're not allowed on Wonkette anyway. (Just in case though: hey kids, go say "FUCK" to your parents!) Conservatives are flipping out all over...