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Tag: indiegogo

Guess she'll just have to go get a wingnut book deal or something.

Satan Probably Won’t Let Kim Davis Raise Bigot Bucks On GoFundMe :(

A lot of people have been saying, OOH THAT KIM DAVIS, that asshole, that adulteress, that bleeding pus-filled skin tag on the lady-jumper-concealed inner thigh of humanity! That's not what this post is about, people have just been saying...
Even ones religious right assholes don't like.

Girl Scouts Will Get Along Just Fine Without Transgender-Hating Bigot Bucks, Thank You

As you are all aware, the Girl Scouts is a super badass organization. Its leadership is SO liberal, the Scouts are turning all of America's girls into militant man-hating lesbian vegans with bitchin' abortion skills. And it costs money to indoctrinate all...
They're only being mean because they're jealous.

Dear White People: You’re Going To LOVE Disney’s New White ‘African’ Princess

MOVE OVER, Elsa The Frozen Bitch Princess From Hell, there's a new Disney lady princess in town, and she seems great. She's based on the true story of Jeremiah Heaton, a Virginia father whose daughter Emily just wanted to...

Let’s All Send Money To This Dude In Uganda, Because At Least He’s Not Sarah Palin’s Brother

About a week ago, we got a nice note from a Ugandan fella saying how much he liked Wonkette and also could we help him raise money? He was creating the Uganda Community Farm, a microcredit program, a farmers...

If You Are A Fool With Money, Why Not Help This Crowdfunding Site Crowdfund Itself?

Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, you now have many crowdfunding options to fling your money at, like Kickstarter or Indiegogo. But those are so passe. Why not give some of your hard-earned monies to a crowdfunding site...

Internet Wants To Buy Old Handsome Joe Biden A Trans Am For Teh Lulz, Charity

You know that one Onion story that's nearly mandatory in any discussion of the general awesomeness of Old Handsome Joe Biden, right? (Frankly, we doubt we even needed to link to it, but it's a habit by now.)...