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Posts Tagged ‘indictments’

WHITE HOUSE

Wonkette’s Week in Review: Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall

Saturday, June 17th, 2006

* The sandstone walls at 1600 Pennsylvania are bursting with beauty. We decided to play the wicked stepmother and ask, “Who’s the fairest of them all?” There are fine choices, whether you prefer men or women. In the off chance that you prefer to pass judgment using more than a thumbnail photo, we’ve even provided testimonials: boys here and girls here. Polls close Monday morning at 10, and for God’s sake no cheating please. MORE »


KARL ROVE

Still Waiting

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

eatcrowrove.jpgIt’s the days when this job’s the easiest that it’s also the saddest. Seriously, a site named “eat crow dot org” and dedicated to clinging desperately to an unlucky guess in the face of all observable evidence could be beaten only by some hypothetical site of rabidly conservative amateurish web video called “Hot Air,” or something. But that would never exist. Right? MORE »


TOP

Luskin Sez Fitzgerald Sez Rove’s Off the Hook

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Dammit! Our use of that picture isn’t ironic anymore! MORE »


KARL ROVE

Karl Rove Indicted, Everyone With a Blog to Get Their Own Unicorn

Monday, May 15th, 2006

KARL ROVE

Karl Rove Is Screwed (Probably)

Friday, April 28th, 2006

So let’s recap: MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Remainders: Leaps and Bounds

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

* Deep in the bowels of his fortified bunker, devilishly wringing his hands, Hu Jintao channels his best evil scientist: “Yes, yes, my plan is working perfectly.” [Peking Duck] MORE »


KARL ROVE

Because the Fifth Time Is A Charm?

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

C’mon, Pat — just shit or get off the pot: MORE »


KARL ROVE

How’s Karl Rove Doing?

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

rovebutton.jpgHe was either demoted and shamed and reined in, or this is no difference at all and he’s just as powerful as ever. The truth, as always, is probably somewhere in between, but we more or less stand by our original take: Rove’s done trying to get policy shit passed, and is moving on to election-winning and image-managing. Which he’s actually good at. Though hopefully he won’t be too distracted by that whole upcoming indictment thing: MORE »


TOM DELAY

Delay Judge’s Goose Is Cooked

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005

MallardWe understand that the judge in Republican congressman Tom Delay’s criminal trial has been removed due to the “appearance of impropriety,” since the judge has made donations to Democratic campaigns in the past. Delay’s supporters asked that the judge step aside “to protect the integrity” of the judicial system. We see a slippery slope here: What if, say, a Supreme Court judicial nominee had been the personal lawyer of someone who has business before the Court? She might have to withdraw her nomination or something. Should there not be any other reasons to withdraw it. Geez, next thing you know, judges and litigants won’t even be able to go duck hunting together anymore. MORE »


PLAME INVESTIGATION

Libby Scoots Out

Friday, October 28th, 2005

Fox is reporting that Scooter Libby has submitted his resignation. Does this mean that someone has the paperwork somewhere? We’re clicking on that dumb site. Who’s Fitzgerald’s webmaster, anyway — Ken Starr? MORE »


KARL ROVE

Rove, Libby to Be Charged With. . .Uhm, Something?

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Raw Story is reporting that Fitzgerald will grace indictments on–we hope you’re sitting down–Scooter Libby and Karl Rove. Citing the usual “lawyers close to the investigation”–evidently locked out during a lunch break–the Rawsters claim that Rove will catch an obstruction count, and that Scooter is looking at perjury and obstruction. They waffle, though, on the key question of whether anyone was violating the 1982 Intelligence Identities act that originally set this whole crazy caravan in motion. First they claim that Fitzgerald believes Scooter broke the law, but then they issue this closing disclaimer: MORE »