Tag: indictments

Wow, have you been following the incredibly fascinating FIFA scandal as closely as we have? As sports-related fuck-tussles go, it's like the Chicago Black...

The United States Department of Justice has some shit to say about the Riddler and the Penguin and how they are NOT AWESOME, and...

Famous 2008 presidential sex-haver John Edwards is probably going to be indicted very soon for violating campaign laws in how he covered it all...

In 2008, the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform decided it would grandstand on the use of steroids in baseball, because what else were...

Unbelievably batshit Detroit City Council member Monica Conyers, comparatively young wife of old Congressman John Conyers, may finally go to jail for being an...

THE CHICAGO INDICTMENT IS JUST SOME BORING ALDERMAN: Patrick Fitzgerald you are a loser. Your Wonkette editors had prepared for the worst regarding this...

FITZGERALD GOING NUTS AGAIN: Breaking news from Chicago! According to the Chicago Breaking News Center, "The U.S. Attorney's Office in Chicago said it...

OH AND HERE'S SOME ACTUAL NEWS: "Blagojevich, 52, was indicted on 16 felony counts, including racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud, extortion conspiracy, attempted extortion and...

Well, it would be nice if these guys ever went to jail for anything, but it seems unlikely that they will go to jail...

Today, a federal grand jury indicted Alaskan Sen. Ted Stevens on seven counts of "filing false financial disclosures." Stevens is the biggest catch in...

SENATOR TED STEVENS INDICTED: The elusive Alaskan snow leopard who brought you "a series of tubes" has been indicted by a federal grand jury...

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