Tag: indians

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians’

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer writes about important religious issues, so of course his attention today has turned to the heathen American Indians who were righteously defeated by the kind, ethical, Christian cowboys. American presidents have traditionally been...

David Paterson Tries To Smite Native Americans With Mean Cigarette Tax

Why did David Paterson try to force Native American peoples to pay lots of extra taxes just for selling delicious cigarettes to the white man? Sounds sort of racist and illegal! federal judge temporarily blocked Governor Paterson's plans to drum...

L@@K! Palin-Signed Racial Caricature Can Be Yours For Only $5K

Obviously, the most erotic thing anyone could possibly imagine would be actually touching the flesh of Sarah Palin, America's sex goddess. But only Todd gets to do this, because Jesus united them in marriage and now no man...

Nobody’s Bombing Anybody, At Least For Now

The U.S. has convinced its hotheaded friend Israel that it would take Iran a whole year to make a final push for a nuclear weapon, and that everyone would know about it a few weeks into that process; Obama's...

Congress To Maybe Legalize Online Gambling For Your Uncle Ron

Congress likes to spend money. But sometimes they also think, "Wait, do we have any money?" And then they come up with an idea to make themselves a cool $20 or so, and then they get back to spending...

LATEST NIKKI HALEY SCANDAL: Did You Know She Isn’t Even WHITE??

At this point we're all well acquainted with Nikki Haley, who's running for the GOP nomination for governor in South Carolina, and who may have had hot sexx affairs with a political blogger (GROSS) and one of her rival's...

2010’s First ‘Michael Steele Morning’ Continues, Now He Says ‘Honest Injun’

Michael Steele and his book teevee tour, boy howdy! Here's another quote to archive: "But that's what's gotten us into trouble, when we walked away from principle. Our platform is one of the best political documents that's been...

Thanksgiving Wonkabout Style: Turducken For All

Some 400 years ago the Pilgrims and Indians dined together to celebrate a bountiful harvest, and then the nice Pilgrims gave the Indians smallpox blankets and killed just about all of them. To commemorate this glorious occurrence in our...

Oh Right, Here Are Our Sexy War Parade Photos

It was not easy getting to this Inaugural Parade late in the day, yesterday, what with the monstrous piles of trash and dead bodies and fences seemingly blocking all pedestrian paths. But we did it for you, the dear...

Look, It’s John McCain’s Indian Doll Room

This is the Bondage Room in one of John McCain's nine homes (seriously, NINE), this one in Phoenix. Lucky Architectural Digest did a whole tour of the house and you can view their slide show here. Now it's quite...

SINGLE TEAR SHED ON ROADSIDE: "Colorado Tribes Perform Native American Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Democratic National Convention."