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Tag: indians

Entire Universe Dares Donald Trump To Call Meryl Streep ‘Overrated,’ And Trump Delivers!

Trump actually got on Twitter and talked smack about Meryl Streep. Weak! Sad!
You liberals can't complain about this and still support Warren, because Reasons

Deleted Comments: Wingnuts Have ONE Joke About Elizabeth Warren. Guess What It Is? Guess!

Rightwing critics of Elizabeth Warren have ONE HILARIOUS JOKE about her, which proves that everything she says about anything is wrong.
Guess what body part I'm being? Oh, you guessed!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wishes Indians Would Talk Gooder Like

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has never missed a meal, but that hasn't kept him from opening his flabby ol' lip yappers to bitch that minimum wage folk are living too high on the hog. This weekend at the Maine...
Maybe the Indian is pulling the white man down on him in an act of wanton lust.

New York Villagers Still Love It When White Dudes Choke Native Americans

Surprise, some people did a racism. We told you a story last summer about an idyllic little village in New York called Whitesboro, which is NOT named for all white people, but rather for Hugh White, who founded the...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why No Sympathy For Suffering Of White Slaves, Who Had It The Worstest?

It has been a quiet week in our woebegone comments queue. Obviously, we're not being outrageous enough; we'll work on that. Fortunately, an older post attracted the attention of a reader who wanted to let us know that our...

Rush Limbaugh’s Cool New Book For Kids Stars Rush Limbaugh And Is Better Than A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Man, the holidays are really creeping up on us, aren't they. First school starts, then Halloween, and then comes Thanksgiving. Have you thought about how to explain Thanksgiving to your children? A complex tale of European expansion, nascent American...

Bible-Humpers Have Major Sad That Movie About Tonto Not Actually About Jesus

Oh, Jesus H. Gerunding Christ, really? REALLY?!?! In an interview with The Christian Post, Dr. Ted Baehr, chairman of the Christian Film and Television Coalition and Editor-in-Chief of Movieguide, attacked "strong mixed pagan, revisionist, politically correct worldview." "The government is...

A Special Wonkette Tribute To Fallen Senator Staple-Crotch, Massachusetts’s Own Scott Brown

It seems like just two months ago that we were in Tampa, Florida, hanging out with a bunch of Boston journos who explained, totally matter-of-factly, that it was a foregone conclusion that Senator Scott Brown (R-Playgirl) would handily beat...

Scott Brown: Did I Mention Elizabeth Warren Said She Is Indian?

Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown has a second ad out accusing Elizabeth Warren of being totally Indian or something -- we can't remember quite what the accusation is since we're still a little gobsmacked that in The Year of Our...

Cherokee Nation Chief Would Like Brown’s Staff To Can It With The War Whoops

Hey, everybody, settle in and let's hear a story about the great American state of Oklahoma. See, once upon a time there were Native Americans living in the Southeastern United States, and they said, "Hey, these white people...

Scott Brown Sorry Elizabeth Warren Forced His Staffers To Do Indian War Whoops By Being Indian

Hey, remember when Scott Brown was all about being a "nice," "bipartisan" guy, one whom Massholes could send to the US Senate -- even though he was a Republican -- because when confronted with, say, a starving homeless...

RNC Official Furious At New Mexico Gov Disrespecting General Custer, By Meeting Indians

Today is Wonkette Manifest Destiny history day! Well, there was this General Custer once who got himself and all his men killed after killing a ton of Indians himself. New Mexico GOP lobbyist and prominent local RNC official Pat...

Tokyo Residents Hoard Bottled Water, Instant Noodles?

Growing hysteria about radiation-rich tap water deemed "unfit for babies" (someone's picky!) has led to a bottled water shortage in Tokyo. And while supermarkets have plenty of vegetables and fine meats, there's hardly any instant noodles to purchase --...

10 Fun (Untrue?) Things You Didn’t Know About George Washington

Will this be the last President's Day/George Washington/Sorta Lincoln holiday in America? Depends how the violent insurrections and crushing poverty and societal collapse go, over these next 12 months! So let's remember our nation's "First Dude" by compiling a...

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Pocahontas Shows What Could Have Been’

Woah woah woah, you guys thought Bryan Fischer hates Native Americans? Why would you ever think that? Would it be from all the columns he's written about how they're disgusting drunken savages with no morals who don't deserve to...

Bryan Fischer Finally Says Something Terrible Enough To Have Op-Ed Pulled

American Family Association resident expert/terrible human Bryan Fischer decided last week that it was okay for white people to take America from the Indians because Native Americans are savages. He's a mercantile-charter strict constructionist, in other words. But apparently...