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Everyone To Ralph Nader: PISS OFF AND NOW Ralph Nader, our lovable Ay-rab independent presidential candidate (who was a long-time friend of Israel-stone-throwing-at academic Edward Said), is now hated by absolutely everyone, but especially the people who worked for his last campaign. All his old seatbelt-loving, tree-hugging, corporation-despising non-profit pals want nothing to do with him and his plans to ease our Lord and Savior John McCain into the Oval Office. Why will Nader not understand that non-Republicans need to make a not-difficult choice between two nearly identical candidates, one or both of whom will go on to serve as a ball of string for John "Big Angry War Cat" McCain later this year? Old fool. [The New Republic]

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Coy Bloomberg Still Won't Admit He Hearts Obama

Even though Barack Obama took New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg out to breakfast a few months ago, gave a big fancy speech about Alexander Hamilton in Bloomberg's back yard, and not-so-subtly hinted that he would appreciate at least a steak dinner in exchange for the reacharound, Bloomberg still refuses to go steady with Obama. More »

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BREAKING: LAMONT DAUGHTER SECRETLY REGISTERED INDEPENDENT, REQUIRED BY LAW TO JOIN JOEMENTUM EXPRESS

We’re reasonably sure that the Lamontling pictured here is 14-year-old Lindsay, not 19-year-old Emily, but it’s Friday afternoon and we’re lazy. More »