independence day
Kentucky Tea Party Sells ‘Yup, I’m A Racist’ Fourth of July T-Shirts
OH YEEHAW THA FORF OF JULY, time for the awful racist slobs of Lexington, Kentucky to put on their best “warding off the coloreds and the Muslins” finery in honor of Jesus, Hitler and Thomas Jefferson. Do you like seeing the hate-bomb that is puking all over the American flag, on this man’s t-shirt? Does [...]
A Children’s Treasury of Fourth of July Patriotic Musical Videos
In case you fall off a diving board or something this weekend, and land on your head and forget what country you’re in, this is a pretty good weekend, because there will be a hundred or so American Flags wherever you look. Approximately 235 years ago today — the exact date has been lost to [...]
Celebrate, America! 74% of You Know What Country We Declared Our Independence From!
Marist University saw that the Fourth of July was coming up and decided to commission a poll to show how stupid we all are. The question: “From which country did the United States win its independence?” Marist was surely expecting only 2% of Americans to know the answer. CNN.com was also prepared for the results [...]
Celebrate America This Weekend, Because That’s What You’re Supposed To Do
Thursday, July 2: To honor America for kicking ass since 1776, Z Burger out in Tenlytown is hosting a hamburger-eating contest starting at noon on Thursday. Whoever eats the most burgers in 10 minutes wins $1,500, among other prizes. Registration is already closed, but you should for sure go and watch the spectacle. Nothing says [...]
Happy Fourth Of July, Muppets!
Government Types Hold Alien Panel, Pull 9/11 Card
Crappy Concert, Stupid Events Mark Nation’s Saddest July 4th
Cartoon Violence Watches O’er The Ramparts
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