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Good morning/afternoon/whenever the Wonkette overlords click PUBLISH! This week’s Roundup is brought to you from our couch, because it is way too fuckin’ hot...

For your America Day enjoyment, we proudly present this retread/update of a 2011 post by "Wonkette Jr," whose actual identity is lost to time...

Here is some interesting news, as we U.S. Americans begin our annual weekend of getting real drunk and shooting off fireworks, due to something...

Last Week Tonight was off this weekend for Independence Day, or as they call it where John Oliver is from, "The Day of Colonial...

It's a special 5th of July Derp Roundup, bringing you all the Red White and Blue idiocy we could scrape off our browser tabs....

Rick Santorum manages to go 55 motherfucking seconds without insulting anyone -- like, ANYONE, not gays, not dogs, not even ladies what work outside...

Good news for anyone planning to spend the Fourth of July sweating in the gaseous humidity of our nation’s capital: gibbering baboon fart and...

OH YEEHAW THA FORF OF JULY, time for the awful racist slobs of Lexington, Kentucky to put on their best "warding off the coloreds...

In case you fall off a diving board or something this weekend, and land on your head and forget what country you're in, this...

Marist University saw that the Fourth of July was coming up and decided to commission a poll to show how stupid we all are....

OKAY THAT'S A LITTLE FANCIER THAN OUR FOURTH: "President Barack Obama took his own advice Saturday, relaxing on the Fourth of July with some...

Courtesy of Wonkette commenter Atheist Nun, here's your Fourth of July Blingee, featuring history's lamest whining quitter. Whether Sarah Palin will be indicted and...

Thursday, July 2: To honor America for kicking ass since 1776, Z Burger out in Tenlytown is hosting a hamburger-eating contest starting at noon...

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