Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
W is wearin' his big-boy shirt.
A laserlike focus on his massive ego.
Yow! Are we Patriotically Devoted Yet?
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
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Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!
MORE Trump confirmation hearings, the U.K. uses the pull out method, and Yr Wonket wonders what Trump's bible looks like. Your morning news brief!
Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!
Mission Not Even Close To Accomplished.
Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!
Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!
Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!
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Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.