Tag: inauguration

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker got re-elected somehow -- mandate of heaven, we guess -- and he's putting together plans for a big inaugural hootenanny....

Selina has to repeat her oath, Jonah's back in the West Wing, and we finally learn POTUS' real name on the thrilling conclusion of...

Senator Rand Paul picked up his son shortly thereafter.

When former (Republican) senator Lamar Alexander quoted Alex Haley, the author of Roots, at the Inauguration yesterday, Breitbart-remnant writer John Nolte knew exactly what...

Here is a photo of Joe Biden getting out of his limousine, looking like a Boss (in point of fact, he is only the...

So we hear that there was some sort of widely-watched event today that did not involve sports! Above, we have Tweetosphere messages from...

Inauguration scandal! Obama is eating lunch today, and it is not half a grapefruit, with water and a side of sprouts! From the Washington...

Sorry, Barker's Beauties and the teevee viewers who love them, looks like your ass got pre-empted again! Will Barack Hussein Obama's tyrannies never end?...

Well this is a fine how do you do! The cast of Glee, which turns teenagers gay, will be performing at some innig inaugural...

This is serious. Not only can Barack Obama control the weather, but now -- like a Roman emperor, or "czar," he controls the calendar...

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee and man-shaped pile of hair gel Mitt Romney needs some more scratch, fellows, and so his surrogates are passing around...

Hey if your Verizon phone and the people responsible for its maintenance have been terrorizing you logistically and emotionally, you just earned Ten Recession...

One thing Republicans like to do is send racist shit to each other, whether funny black-face minstrel songs about the "magic negro" (the president)...

If you were denied your basic human right to attend the Inauguration thanks to "severe logistical breakdowns," you could be eligible to receive a...

What, exactly, has White House photographer Pete Souza captured in this shot? Maybe it's after the last of the 10 dances at 10 inaugural...

AMERICA'S NEW CAPITAL: "Like most everyone in D.C., I haven't exactly been following the news since Tuesday. When you're having sushi and champagne for...

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