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Harry Reid Has About Had It With This ‘President-Elect Donald Trump’ Fellow

Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.
Exit...exit...gotta find the exit...

Chris Christie Out After Mike Pence Eated All The Trump Transition Planning

Never saw this coming, nope, nope, nope.

Trump’s D.C. Dilemmas: Your Wonkagenda: Friday, November 11, 2016

Trumpkins suddenly want DC jobs, Megyn Kelly has a secret, Elizabeth Warren's words of wisdom. Your daily news brief.
Hey, what do I know?

Scott Walker Would Like All The Money For You To Pray With Him, Please

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker got re-elected somehow -- mandate of heaven, we guess -- and he's putting together plans for a big inaugural hootenanny. Now, in years past, inaugural events in Wisconsin used to also double as fundraisers for...

Veep Recap: Heavy is the Head

Selina has to repeat her oath, Jonah's back in the West Wing, and we finally learn POTUS' real name on the thrilling conclusion of the two-part season finale of "Veep." We begin with some montage-y exposition to remind viewers that...

Your Boyfriend Had Fun At The Inauguration (Video)

Senator Rand Paul picked up his son shortly thereafter.

Ghost Breitbart Celebrates MLK Day By Trashing ‘Roots’ & Linking To Stormfront

When former (Republican) senator Lamar Alexander quoted Alex Haley, the author of Roots, at the Inauguration yesterday, Breitbart-remnant writer John Nolte knew exactly what was called for! You see, Alexander was a close friend of Haley (despite being a...

A Children’s Treasury Of Old Handsome Joe Biden Inauguration-Day Greatness, God Love Him

Here is a photo of Joe Biden getting out of his limousine, looking like a Boss (in point of fact, he is only the boss of the Senate). Sunglasses are a very good look for the VP, whose official...

A Children’s Treasury Of Inauguration-Day Stupids

So we hear that there was some sort of widely-watched event today that did not involve sports! Above, we have Tweetosphere messages from three people who seem not to understand that everyone can see them saying stuff, and...

Wingnuts Furious: Hypocrite Obama Not Serving Sprouts With Side Of Sprouts For Inauguration Lunch

Inauguration scandal! Obama is eating lunch today, and it is not half a grapefruit, with water and a side of sprouts! From the Washington Times, covering Their Watergate: The ceremonial lunch President Obama and his former congressional colleagues are eating...

Live-Blogging Whatever Is Pre-Empting ‘The Price Is Right’ Today

Sorry, Barker's Beauties and the teevee viewers who love them, looks like your ass got pre-empted again! Will Barack Hussein Obama's tyrannies never end? (Spoiler: no!) The rest of you, who for some reason are NOT outraged that your...

Plagiarizing Cast Of Glee To Perform At Inaugural Ball, Turn Nation Gay

Well this is a fine how do you do! The cast of Glee, which turns teenagers gay, will be performing at some innig inaugural balls alongside such nobodies as Brad Paisley and Alicia Keys, even though they stole their...

WND: Nefarious Obama Made Jan. 20 A Sunday So Blacks Could Riot On Inauguration/MLK Day

This is serious. Not only can Barack Obama control the weather, but now -- like a Roman emperor, or "czar," he controls the calendar too.  WASHINGTON – If Barack Obama loses the election to Mitt Romney, his official White...

For Just $50,000 Mitt Romney Will Throw In An Invite To His (First) Inauguration

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee and man-shaped pile of hair gel Mitt Romney needs some more scratch, fellows, and so his surrogates are passing around a nifty Kickstarter-style menu of fabulous prizes you could get if you had 50,000 clams...

Barry’s Next Inauguration Will Be BYOB

Hey if your Verizon phone and the people responsible for its maintenance have been terrorizing you logistically and emotionally, you just earned Ten Recession Dollars. The Maryland crab fisherpeople have been busted for their under-the-sea crab racket. Apparently by...

Hilarious Racist Email Gets GOP Official Fired

One thing Republicans like to do is send racist shit to each other, whether funny black-face minstrel songs about the "magic negro" (the president) or funny newsletters about the watermelon and fried chicken certain black people (the president) always...