Joe Biden is a big wheel in the Senate, where he’s been for 500 years or something, but of course no one outside of Amtrak’s northeast corridor has ever even heard of him, so this running for president thing is not going very well for him. Because apparently you have to go to Iowa?! And Biden is v v busy running the Foreign Relations Committee so all these “coffee-and-scones meetings” in towns with goofy names like “Newton” are a little hard to get to. MORE »