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Posts Tagged ‘impossibly important governmental work’

TILTING TOWARDS WINDMILL-ANIMAL HYBRIDS

Is 80% Of The Senate Soft On Monsters Because They Themselves Are 50% Monster?

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Good morning! Or IS IT? That all depends on how well are you protecting your family from animal-human hybrids. “Eh, a medium—but responsible!—amount,” you tell yourself. Uh huh, sure. Have you introduced an actual piece of legislation that will BANISH these non-existent monsters from what could be but definitely won’t be reality? Sam Brownback and 20 other 100% pure human (that we know of??) Senators have done just that. MORE »