Tag: important programming announcements

With now FIVE FULL-TIME STAFFERS, your Wonkette is ... we're not sure, but we think half as big as Twitchy now? So if you...

Hey Wonkcats and kittens! A gentle reminder that we will be buying you drinks (or you will be buying us drinks? WHO CAN KNOW?)...

This just in: Kaili Joy Gray has gone MAD with power and promoted herself to executive editor of Wonkette. (Yes, apparently that's something you...

Oh hey, 'member when we murdered our cute sweet little sister site, HappyNiceTimePeople.com, with a hammer in its cute little kitten head? Well some...

Hi, it's me, your Editrix! How are you? TERRIBLE? Are you TERRIBLE because we have soooo many ugly ads on this page, and they...

Ladies and gentlemen, wonkers and wonkarinas, we are very pleased to announce that we have hired your comrade ShyPixel to fix all the shit...

Today we at Wonkette received a very important question that was very stupidly sent to our tipline, to which we can't actually reply as...

Hey fuckers. You may think that just because you "read our blog" and "send us money" and maybe "make the funny in the comments"...

Ahem: Mediaite has learned from a senior source in the cable news industry with knowledge of MSNBC’s programming that actor Alec Baldwin is getting his...

In a valiant effort to undo one of the regulatory fuckups that led to the 2007-08 financial crisis, a bipartisan group of senators has...

Remember, Miami-area Wonkaloos, that tonight is your very own special edition of the Wonkette Orgy And World Tour! Be there or David Caruso will...

So remember how we said we were NEVER THROWING ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN, EVER, and in fact did you notice that we still have not...

And you still have OVER FOUR HOURS to buy his book and read at least part of it! That is what we did yesterday...

You know, in case Senator Staple-Crotch* decides to go Full Custer. (YOU NEVER GO FULL CUSTER!) So we will be here a few minutes...

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