impeachment

STOCKS AND BONDAGE AND DISCIPLINE  6:15 pm May 8, 2013

Wingnut Group Wants To Impeach Obama For Wrecking Stock Market, Dow Hits New Record

by Doktor Zoom

Timing is everything. And if you’re the wingnut publication Capitol Hill Daily, which we’ve never heard of before, you could probably pick a better day than yesterday — when the Dow Jones averaged closed at over 15,000 for the first time ever — to have issued a call for the impeachment of President Obama because [...]

UH OKAY WHATEVER  9:40 pm August 9, 2011

Teabaggers Agree on Totally Reasonable Idea to Impeach Obama

by Blair Burke

Here is a clever idea the Teabaggers have come up with to make sure President Obama stops getting his way: “Let’s just get rid of him,” they have decided. Yes, apparently, if America elects a president and then decides three years in that he is doing a poor job, not quite living up to his [...]

SEX CONSULTING WITH NEWT  9:50 am March 28, 2011

Newt Gingrich: My Affair Clarified Why I Needed To Impeach Clinton

by Jack Stuef

When Newt Gingrich was getting non-wife blowjobs during Bill Clinton’s blowjob hearings, he did so because his lust for the United States of America needed an outlet. But America should really have been thanking Newt Gingrich for having that affair. All the court proceedings he’s had to go to for his divorces over the years [...]

GADAFFI JOE  1:43 am March 23, 2011

Joe Biden To Impeach President Who Starts Arab Wars Without Congress

by Ken Layne

Here’s funnyman Joe Biden talking about how he’s going to impeach the president for starting some random war against a Muslim nation that isn’t doing anything to us … oh wait, he’s talking about a previous president. This must be an old appearance on Hardball. We’ve got ‘em all on VHS, every episode going back [...]

GIVE GIVING DENNIS KUCINICH ATTENTION A CHANCE  11:02 am March 22, 2011

Dennis Kucinich To Impeach Obama Or Whatever

by Jack Stuef

Brave sandwich survivor Dennis Kucinich was able to exist as a somewhat serious candidate for president the past two cycles because he gave red meat (certified-organic fair-trade local tofu “Reddmeete” sustainably collected from unwanted scraps left by wild animals) to libtards on their pet projects such as impeaching George W. Bush and making anything but [...]

GASTROGATE  1:40 pm January 19, 2011

Time For Impeachment: Obama Hiding ‘Stomach Parasites’ From the Public

by Jack Stuef

Did you know President Obama has suffered a “shocking weight loss”? We did not. That is shocking, because he looks exactly the same! He must be stuffing his clothes with socks so we won’t notice. The National Enquirer lets us know Obama has appointed secret “stomach parasites” to the important Chicago goon position of “digestion [...]

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS  12:01 pm August 6, 2010

Family Values Wingnuts Want To Impeach Gay Marriage Judge

by Lauri Apple

Among the many social clubs for America’s closeted homosexuals expressing outrage about the overturning of the gay marriage ban in California, the American Family Association might be the angriest. They’re taking some time from boycotting Gay Home Depot to make Congress impeach Judge Vaughn Walker, because they think he’s a misbehaving gay tyrant.

OH GOD GIVE IT TO US MICHELE  1:22 pm July 29, 2010

Michele Bachmann Being Coy About Impeaching Obama

by Jack Stuef

The Teabagger Caucus’ Dear Leader Michele Bachmann was on Newsmax.TV (hah!) and was asked about Tom Tancredo’s suggestion that President Obama should be impeached for not securing the border. So obviously she shrieked, “Yea! Yea! He hath betrayed us! Throwen he in ye dungeon!” EXCEPT SHE DIDN’T. “Whether or not this is an impeachable offense [...]

IMPEACH HIM FOR THIS  5:13 pm March 23, 2010

Barack Obama Was Reading ‘Pickles’ In Sunday Funnies

by Ken Layne

First we told you Barack Obama is just standing around looking at the Sunday comics section instead of, you know, FIGHTING BACK, or whatever. And you did nothing. But now, with the sleuthing help of Wonkette operative “Drew P.”, we can reveal the staggering truth behind the Obama Deception: He is just cold reading Pickles, [...]

THEY DID THE SAME THING TO GANDHI  3:41 pm January 27, 2009

Blagojevich Tapes Played At Impeachment Trial

by Jim Newell

Well this is surreal! What a waste of time and taxpayer money this Illinois Senate impeachment trial is, just rehashing comical two-month old quotes from the teevee news. Apparently they played the actual recordings of Blago’s famously profane Senate seat auction, though, and you can listen to them here. He has the voice of an [...]

THIS GUY AGAIN  7:03 pm January 24, 2009

Blago’s Head Attorney Quits, Because Client Is Insane

by Jim Newell

Attorney Edward Genson has abruptly quit his role leading the Gov. Blago defense team two days before the idiot’s impeachment trial begins in the Illinois Senate. Instead of listing the standard “personal reasons” or a professional conflict of interest, Genson cites that JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU WORK WITH THIS IDIOT: “I never require a [...]

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED  9:35 am January 19, 2009

Time Running Out For Kucinich To Impeach His Mortal Foe

by Sara K. Smith

Dennis Kucinich has just one day left before George W. Bush leaves office, FOREVER. He has tried to impeach Bush, repeatedly, but so far it hasn’t “taken.” Will Kucinich finally be able to impeach this goon today as part of Barack Obama’s national day of service? Probably not! But Feral House has published a Memorial [...]

HEROES  2:58 pm January 9, 2009

Liveblogging Blago’s Latest Drug-Induced Refusal To Quit

by Jim Newell

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Ha, so he’s impeached now. Bad move, state legislature of Illinois! Last time people tried to take away Blago’s powers because of obvious corruption, he made a national mockery of them! Blago will become King of Illinois and head of the Royal Cavalry, [...]

BREAKING  11:53 am January 9, 2009

by Jim Newell

RACISTS IMPEACH BLAGO: “SPRINGFIELD—In a historic vote, the Illinois House has impeached Gov. Rod Blagojevich, directing the Senate to put the state’s 40th chief executive on trial with the goal of removing him from office. The vote by the House was 114-1 and marks the first time in the state’s 190-year history that a governor [...]

IMPEACH THEM ALL  11:25 am December 2, 2008

Horribly Offensive White House Christmas Tree Ornament Is Decorated In Small Letters Promoting Mildly Controversial Idea

by Sara K. Smith

The White House Christmas tree needs many ornaments, so Laura Bush asked some members of Congress to find local artists to make ornaments for the tree. One lady from Seattle, selected by Washington state Representative Jim McDermott, made an ornament that has teeny tiny letters on it chronicling McDermott’s efforts to impeach George W. Bush, [...]

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