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Tag: immigration

DON'T PUT WORD SALAD IN HER MOUTH.

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure Donald Trump Not In The Tank For Lamestream Mexican Rapists

Meanwhile, Ann Coulter is in the 'denial' stage of her intense grief.

Trouble In Paradise? Ann Coulter And Donald Trump’s Torrid Love Affair Hits Skids

It was just last year that Ann Coulter finally met her man. A seething rage demon not unlike herself, who promised her flowers and candy and trips to Paris and a massive deportation force breaking down the door of...
Tell you what

That Eric Trump Boy Just Ain’t All That Bright

Eric Trump seems to think Syrian refugees have something to do with flat wages. Then again, he thinks his dad is a great man.

Bigot Diners Take Brave Stand Against Server They Wrongly Assume Is A Dang Foreigner

Another day, another weird freaking couple deciding to take a stand by refusing to tip the server who just spent an hour or so of her time waiting on them. Adam Dart and his wife were dining at Jess’ Lunch...

Mexican President Is Willing To Meet With President Trump, PROBABLY To Discuss Wall Payment

Trump's plan to force Mexico to pay for the wall is totally foolproof.

Scott Baio Doesn’t Care If You Hate Him For Loving Trump, HE DOESN’T CARE, SHUT UP!!!

How many times can Scott Baio say he doesn't care in one interview? A WHOLE MANY TIMES.
Illegal models terkin' our jerbs!

OOPS! Was Melania Trump An Illegal Immigrant? Will Donald Build A Wall Around Her?

You might have thought this week's news had gotten quite stupid enough for everyone, what with the Republican candidate for president at war with the family of a U.S. solider killed in the line of duty, the rebirth of...

President Barry Bamz Obama Says He Didn’t Destroy America, But He WOULD Say That

President Obama also says he didn't have time to watch the RNC, due to "busy." What, was he on an important vacay or something?

KKK Feels Ready For A Comeback, Since Trump Is Stealing All Its Best Material Anyway

What do Crystal Pepsi and the Klan have in common?
you've come a long way baby

ACLU Gonna Get Lawyers For All The Little Immigrant Babies. Watch Out, Donald Trump!

The ACLU announced Tuesday that a federal judge has granted class action status to thousands of migrant children in a lawsuit demanding that attorneys be appointed to help kids in immigration hearings. Yes, it's disgusting the government has to be sued to do that.
That guy is such a jerk

Supreme Court Will Deport Everybody Before Donald Trump Has A Chance, Sad!

The Supreme Court deadlocked in an immigration case, effectively killing off President Obama's 2014 executive action on immigration. Get ready for drunks to start trying to enforce the decision with crowbars.
Oh god, Wonkette's bringing out the kittens

Wingnuts Having Fine Freakout Over Nonexistent Knife-Wielding Syrian Gang Rapists In Idaho

Rightwing blogs went crazy with stories of a 'gang rape' by 'Syrian refugees' that turned out to be mostly paranoid rumor. So when authorities clarified what happened, obviously that was part of the cover-up, too.

Donald Trump Explains Bigly Why Immigration Killed All Those Gay People In Florida

Donald Trump explained Hillary Clinton can't possibly support gay people, because she doesn't hate Muslims enough. He said other things that made even less sense, too.
Sad Ann Coulter is sad

If Ann Coulter Has To Hear About The Jews One More Effing Time …

Our Ann is having a sad again.

Trump Surrogate: Mexico Border Wall Actually Just Donald Trump’s Imaginary Friend

Also, the 12 million immigrants he is going to deport are only rhetorical immigrants living inside Tommy Westphall's snowglobe.