Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
Make America Dead Inside.
He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.
What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!
Nancy Pelosi can talk about real Americans about forty times longer than Donald Trump can read anything.
White House Can’t Decide Who’s Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros
The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.
We watched the State of the Union so you wouldn't have to.
Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
Trump And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hope Democrats Don’t FORCE THEM To Kick DREAMers In Face Repeatedly
CHRIST, what an asshole.