Tag: immigration

Genius Texas Hunters Shoot Each Other, Blame Invisible Mexicans, As One Does. Your Open Thread!

Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot

Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Whom Are We Deporting Today?

The World Is Terrible!!! Let us distract you from this Deportationpalooza with Cat Porn!

Clip And Save! It’s Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!

Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!

Deleted Comments: Demons Are Real. Elizabeth Warren Is Fake.

Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.

So-Called Ninth Circuit Court Of Appeals Unanimously Invites Trump To Eat This Dick

Weird how all these so-called judges disagree with the so-called 'president'!

Fragile Xenophobic Snowflakes Triggered By Super Bowl Ads That Forgot To Hate Mexicans

One was too hot for TV, another has incited a boycott.

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?

Arrivals, Departures, Resistance

No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.

Trump To Publish List Of Immigrant Crimes Each Week, Just Like Hitler!

This administration has a real plagiarism problem.

Trump Bans Immigration From Muslim Countries Without Trump Hotels

Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?'

Dumb Fake Golfer Story Is Why Lunatic Trump Thinks All The Voters Are Illegal

So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...