Tag: immigration

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You’ll Like Racism More

Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!

Kellyanne Conway So Happy Trump Heroically Saved Afghan Girls From His Own Terrible Policies

If you unleash a truckload of angry bees on a group of people, and then hand one of them a Band-Aid, you are not a fabulous humanitarian.

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much

Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?

Court Tells Jeff Sessions To Get Fucked, AGAIN!

Jeff Sessions will protect immigrants by cutting off their access to legal assistance. What a guy!
She's got to be thrilled by this

Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens

If the parents are deported, what happens to their citizen kids? That's their problem.

Jared Kushner Grifts Anti-Poverty Program For De-Luxe Apartments In The Sky

Jared Kushner's real-estate deals may be a little sleazy, but they're perfectly legal, so leave the poor guy alone.
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Don’t Mess With Tejas! State Rep. Gon’ Shoot Messican Colleague Or Call La Migra On Him, Either One

Molly Ivins called the Texas Legislature the 'National Laboratory for Bad Government.' Here's another reminder why.

Defense Attorney Tells Rape Victim Trump Will Deport Her If She Testifies. Defense Attorney Goes TO JAIL.

Christos Vasiliades suggested her husband beat him up instead.

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Apologizes To Yogurt

My, this was a completely anticipated outcome.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Idaho Town Doing Just Fine Without Alex Jones’s Anti-Immigrant Hatefest, Thanks!

Yes, Idaho has bigots. But they're not winning. Your OPEN THREAD!

Oklahoma Republican Wants To Save $60 Million By Rounding Up Kids What Don’t Speak English Good

The idea may be unconstitutional, but that seldom stops Oklahoma lawmakers, who know the real problem is liberal courts that won't let 'em have any fun.

Well, ‘Voting’ Was Fun While It Lasted!

Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.