Stray Cat Blues
Monday, October 16th, 2006
Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), ladies and gentlemen, with our bad metaphor of the day: MORE »
Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), ladies and gentlemen, with our bad metaphor of the day: MORE »
Looking for a reasonably-priced bedroom on Capitol Hill? This one doesn’t sound bad:
Pretty good price, good location, and the best part is, you’d get to live with Congresswoman Ginny Browne-Waite! Yes, that’s her ad, as an operative found out after expressing interest in the room. Trawling for roommates on craigslist — can there be any lingering doubt that House members are basically college students with slightly better wardrobes? MORE »
North Carolina’s 13th congressional district is shaping up to be a race to watch. Because of challenger Vernon Robinson’s ad featuring this line: “If Miller had his way, America would be nothing but one big fiesta for illegal aliens and homosexuals.” MORE »
wonkette: OMG I AM WATCHING MICHELLE MALKIN’S INTERNET VIDEOS FOR THE FIRST TIME
operative: she has internet videos?
operative: does she do the thing with the ping-pong balls?*
wonkette: SHE HAS A WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET VIDEO NETWORK THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
wonkette: OMG THE “POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE” MIDI!@
operative: they have a fucking MIDI?
wonkette: DON’T SMOKE HEMP!
wonkette: IMMIGRANTS!
operative: Does she call Arianna an ignorant slut?
wonkette: GET A REAL JOB
wonkette: SHE SAID “GET A REAL JOB”
operative: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
operative: BECAUSE PEOPLE SHOULD GET REAL JOBS!
operative: ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!
wonkette: SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL INTERNET PUNDIT AND NOW SHE’S TELLING WHO EXACTLY TO GET A REAL JOB?
operative: I think she’s referring to the Unabomber
wonkette: i think i envy the unabomber for probably not knowing who michelle malkin is.
operative: plus, he’s got a great haircut
wonkette: also: less scary MORE »