We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.
So many leopards eating so many faces.
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
A sad, lovely post. GOOD MORNING.
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.