Tag: immigrants

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Which Of These Terrible ‘Ideas’ On Immigration Is Most Disgusting? TRICK QUESTION DUMMY!

Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.

Trump Voters Thought All The Bad Stuff Was Just Gonna Happen To Other People :(

So many leopards eating so many faces.

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?

Arrivals, Departures, Resistance

No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.