Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
Defense Attorney Tells Rape Victim Trump Will Deport Her If She Testifies. Defense Attorney Goes TO JAIL.
Christos Vasiliades suggested her husband beat him up instead.
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
Yes, Idaho has bigots. But they're not winning. Your OPEN THREAD!
The idea may be unconstitutional, but that seldom stops Oklahoma lawmakers, who know the real problem is liberal courts that won't let 'em have any fun.
Making children sick: It's all the rage!
We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.
So many leopards eating so many faces.
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!