Tag: immigrants

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018

Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Top Seattle ICE Lawyer Stoled Immigrants’ Identities To Do Credit Card Fraud. Is That Bad?

Hooray, it's just bog standard corruption, not Trump policy for a change!

It’s 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

Jailbird Congressman Michael Grimm’s #METOO: I Was Bad-Touched By The FBI!

If he loses his bid to take back his seat, you know it was because of the Hillary Deep State FBI Benghazi Uranium One BUT HER EMAILS Secret Society.

Shutdown Shitshow Draws Huge Ratings And Ruins Trump’s Plan To Party At Mar-a-lago

White House Apprentice spin-off series drags on as Republicans try to vote Mexican kids off the island.

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Shut Down A Government? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 18, 2018

Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.