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Posts Tagged ‘im’

FOREIGN AFFAIRS

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

P8220023.jpgBangladesh Operative: hey, so the government just turned the internet and cell phones back on after like two days!
Alex: hahahahahaha wow
Op: nobody’s covering the internet being off, you could be the first to break the story….
Alex: haha ok
why did they turn the internet off??
ppl wasting too much time on youtube?
Op: because there’s rioting like everywhere!!
people are pissed!!!
Alex: you guys ok? no cars overturned on you or anything?
Op: no, we went and checked it out yesterday and like all the windows of the shops on our streets were broken, and there was a bonfire going in the road
so we went back inside
Alex: wow MORE »


AL GORE

Al Gore to Announce Secret Plan to End Iraq War

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

As a Republican, I could never back Mr. Gore’s election as President. But as a Nixonite, I see some uncanny parallels in the careers of the two former Vice Presidents. In fact, if Mr. Gore looks at Nixon’s strategy in 1968, he could end up in the White House after all.
-Roger Stone

gorenixon.jpg MORE »


SENATE

New Senate Day!

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

MARK FOLEY

104 Pages of Creepy

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Still at the office? Perfect! Print up all 104 pages of the famous Mark Foley Maf54 instant messenger transcripts and read them aloud at your holiday party! MORE »


THE HILL

Roscoe Bartlett: Scientist, Engineer, Crazy Old Man

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

Representative Roscoe Bartlett writes a very important post on The Hill Blog: MORE »


SCANDAL

With Buddies Like These…

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

aimfightfoley.jpgAIMFight uses a complex mathematical algorithm (or something) to determine which of two AOL Instant Messenger users is on the most buddy lists of people on the most buddy lists (get it?). We pit disgraced former Congressman Mark Foley against the most AIM-connected person we could think of, Internet Mogul/”Closet Drinker” Nick Denton. As you can see, Mr. Foley’s got a posse. MORE »


SCANDAL

Your “Dramatic Reading of the Mark Foley IMs” Post

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

TOP

Mark Foley Press Conference: As Usual, God Is to Blame

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

pressconfoley.jpgDavid Roth, Mark Foley’s attorney, is having a bad day. MORE »


TOP

Mark Foley Does Literally During House Session What Rest of Congress Only Does Metaphorically

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

foley.pngMark Foley, in the middle of a House vote on HR 1559, Emergency War Time supplemental appropriations. MORE »


MARK FOLEY

EXCLUSIVE MARK FOLEY CHAT

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006


In the wake of FoleyGate, news organizations across the country are racing to score an exclusive interview with the disgraced former Congressman. Wonkette Operative Anthony Easton was almost the first, as this AIM transcript reveals:

operative (6:57:19 AM): hello
“maf54″ signed off at 6:57:28 AM.
operative (6:57:19 AM): hello
“maf54″ signed off at 6:57:28 AM.
operative (7:03:03 AM): hello
operative (7:04:38 AM): is this Rep. Foley?
operative (7:05:33 AM): im not a journalist, dont work for anyone
who would get you in trouble, im just curious to what happened
“maf54″ signed off at 7:05:49 AM.

The rest of the conversation is after the jump.

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TOP

Foley on ABC!

Friday, September 29th, 2006

foleyim.jpgBRIAN ROSS IS READING THE IM’S OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS. VIDEO TK.

Update: Here’s the video. Couple AIM transcripts after the jump.

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