Tag: illuminati

The Satanic Temple, the first-amendment trolls who've answered government endorsements of religion with calls for Satanic coloring books in schools, have branched out into fighting some very real, very damaging pseudoscience.

It's so obvious, how did we never see this before?

Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!

Some racists on the Internet think so, so you know it is true.

'Reasonable human,' by the way, also hopes Donald Trump becomes president.

Do you remember the time (the illuminati killed Michael Jackson)?

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an...

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all...

BREAKING NEWS, GUYS. On this day in (year redacted because TIMELESS, but also 1981), Beyoncé Knowles was bornded, and then she went on "Star Search,"...

If former court clerk Mary Ann Twitty, of Ferguson, Missouri, had been paying any attention to Hillary Clinton's lessons, she might still have a...

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Well how-dee, folks! Glad to see you made it back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly round-up of the best in quacks and quackery...

You may be amused by the nine minutes of pure weirdness in this here exposé of the Secret Illuminati Symbolism in Bruno Mars' Sportsball...

Did you know that when Yr Wonket counts its blessings, we count Larry Klayman first and always? You probably did not know this, but...

Hey man, Tila Tequila (you don’t know her; she’s this girl) does not hate Jews okay, she does not know how many times she...

Can anyone doubt that Wonkette's Own Gary Legum has earned himself an appointment to the Jim Newell Memorial Chair in Peggy Noonan Studies? Apparently,...

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