Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Late Monday afternoon, Texas electors pushed Trump over 270 votes, because of course it was Texas.
OBVIOUSLY it was the Mexicans. And the Jews. And the bankers. And the globalists. And the media. And Hillary Clinton. And ...
It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY.
Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.
Brangelina is no more. Try some Alexina Jonelie instead.
A Las Vegas man who believed Sandy Hook was faked has been arrested on charges of plotting a real massacre. If you believe the government, of course.
Rush knows liberals are OUTRAGED that he figured out Obama's secret lesbian farmer conspiracy plans!
Obama knew he was term-limited out of the presidency, but he probably thought he got to be the Antichrist forever, NO FAIR.
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Donald Trump, being a total freaking lunatic himself, has captured the hearts and minds of fringe conspiracy theorists across the internet. Alex Jones, a man who believes that the government is making kids gay with some kind of chemical...
Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton ran into each other at the airport. BURN HER!
The Satanic Temple, the first-amendment trolls who've answered government endorsements of religion with calls for Satanic coloring books in schools, have branched out into fighting some very real, very damaging pseudoscience.
It's so obvious, how did we never see this before?
Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!
Some racists on the Internet think so, so you know it is true.
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