Tag: illinois

Trump Makes Signing Up For Obamacare Harder, How’s That For Terrific Timing?

Just in case Congress doesn't kill Obamacare, Team Trump is cutting off its limbs.

Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don’t Worry You Won’t Feel A Thing

The anti-Obamacare propaganda is coming from INSIDE THE HHS!

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: That Nazi Angela Merkel Just Doesn’t Understand The Superior White Race

So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Which Congresscritters Are We Chasing Out Of Town Halls With Pitchforks Today?

Repuuuuublicans, come out to play-aaay!
If you'd planned better, you wouldn't have gotten old.

Chicago And Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky FIRED UP AND READY TO GO, YOU CACKS

Chicago Chicago my kind of town!
all you banksters, you must go

Promising White Collar Prosecutions Undoubtedly Safe In Hands Of Jeff B. Sessions

Despite the widespread lender fraud endemic to the foreclosure crisis, nary a Wall Street Big Wig felt the wrath of the criminal justice system. But just in time for Obama's Third Term, the Feds are giving financiers the business. The...

It’s Time To Save ‘Libraries’ From The Koch Brothers, All You Four-Eyes Pointy-Headed Smarties!

The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.

Meet Your (Mostly Female, Minority, Democrat) New Kids On The Block: Your Last Senate Sunday!

Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.
They named it after a scary movie and everything

Christians Oppressed Again: School Won’t Let Them Do Gay Nightclub Shooting Haunted House

Chicago's school district cancelled a 'Christian' haunted house simply because it was tasteless and exploitative. Talk about missing the point.