Tag: illinois

You Can Now Be Too Poor To Die

Adams County Coroner James Keller is holding the remains of the dead, and their death certificates, hostage.

Eligible #MAGA Bachelor Loves Trump, Long Walks On The Border Wall, And Bombing Clinics And Mosques. Swipe Right!

If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.

Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag

There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.

Gun Nuts Shoot Moral Compasses To Smithereens. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 21, 2018

Local lawmakers shoot down gun control, conspiracy nuts go above and beyond, and a Dem in Kentucky wins back her state House seat. Your morning news brief.

Actual Illinois Nazi Has Lock On GOP Congressional Nomination, Is On Mission From Hitler

What if...What if we're ALL in a movie?

Well OF COURSE We’re Deporting A Wounded Combat Veteran With PTSD. Why Wouldn’t We?

First they came for everybody, and we are now a country that deports The Troops.

Republican Lady Explains Good Fathers Stop Gun Crime. RFK’s Son Chris Kennedy Says Go Fuck Yourself

Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
The Dark Knight has a lot of problems with you NRA people

ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight

Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.

Walmart Real Sorry About ‘Back-To-School’ Guns, Which They Also Deny Happened, Or Something

Somebody at Walmart doesn't like Mondays.

Trump Makes Signing Up For Obamacare Harder, How’s That For Terrific Timing?

Just in case Congress doesn't kill Obamacare, Team Trump is cutting off its limbs.

Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don’t Worry You Won’t Feel A Thing

The anti-Obamacare propaganda is coming from INSIDE THE HHS!

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.