Arizona City To Build Medieval Moat To Stave Off Illegals
Thursday, March 13th, 2008
Since George W. Bush and the Congress never agreed on a plan to Keep The Mexicans Out, desperate alien colonies in the Southwest are resorting to time-tested strategies to save their jobs. Aside from shooting all Illegals in the face, the city of Yuma, Arizona is considering refilling and expanding the Colorado River to build a medieval-style moat. It may keep out the dragons, disgruntled Celts and other Saxon hordes. But can it stop the Mexicans? MORE »
As if Americans didn’t have enough trouble with The Illegals coming up from Mexico to take all of our high-paying lettuce-picking jobs, there’s a new menace on the horizon. It comes from the lost pirate nation of Australia, which is sending a flood of lobbyists over our borders and depriving many hard-working Americans of the right to bribe Congress for a living. 
Last year, in a failed effort to pacify the anti-illegal-immigration people screaming about amnesty and American jobs, the Bush Administration issued a regulation to force employers to cross-check (at their own expense, naturally) their records with that of the Social Security Administration. How could they fuck that up? A federal judge helps us count the ways.
