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Posts Tagged ‘illegal aliens’

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Fox News Loves Chortling About Witty Halloween Costumes

Monday, October 19th, 2009
  • There’s the Hollywood Harvey Milk that we all know and love, but then there’s the real Harvey Milk, the Harvey Milk who was an asshole and a fraud and it’s just mind-boggling that a jerk like Harvey Milk would get his own Harvey Milk State Holiday. [The Corner]
  • An illegal alien costume, with a UFO mask and an orange jumpsuit and an expired green card! For Halloween! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Fox News. Always chipper. [Think Progress]
  • Fast-forward to 3:15. Yes, that old man is wearing a baseball cap that says “Possum - the other dark meat.” And yes, he is also “rapping.” [Breitbart]
  • Helen Thomas = a birther. [Weekly Standard]
  • Interracial marriage? David Vitter does not feel comfortable commenting on such things. However, he would be more than willing to discuss his health and the weather. [TPM]

HE PAYS BROWN PEOPLE TO CLEAN HIS TOILETS

Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation’s Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

MUST DINE ON MORE CORPSES OF ILLEGALSHa ha, it’s funny because the mutant overlord Michael Chertoff is the Secretary of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and unbeknownst to him some ILLEGAL ALIENS snuck in and cleaned his house! Have you ever heard of such an outrageous thing in your life, that illegal immigrants might work for large housecleaning services? MORE »


MICHELLE MALKIN

Outraged Nativists Reclaim Mexico From Absolut Vodka

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Now we address the Canadian ProblemThe rampant, raging Absolut vodka controversy took on new dimensions this weekend when a pack of insane nativists vowed to boycott Absolut and demanded the firing of the employee who approved an ad that encourages the Mexicans to take over the Northern Hemisphere. To be fair, it is well known that The Illegals and their cohort take most of their political marching orders from liquor ads. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

But Does He Have Any Black Babies?

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

minutemen1.jpgDo you live in South Carolina, and do you have United States Postal Service mail delivery? Then you probably got this, and surely some other Republican fish-wrappery involving racism, fringe groups, God in the constitution, xenophobia, mini-fetus dolls, etc etc etc, and I’m glad to not have been one of you the last few weeks, months, years or lives. [via Jonathan Martin]