Tag: illegal aliens

Rightwing humor at its edgiest

Donald Trump Warns Mexico Not Just Sending Rapists And Murderers — Now It’s Sending VOTERS

Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!
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Forbes Writer Needs Obamacare For How He Hurt Himself Doing Logic

For today's Annals of Bad Thinking, we present to you this wretched wreck of a column by Forbes contributor Chris Conover, titled "Because Of Obamacare, Illegal Immigrants Get Taxpayer-Financed Care." It's a pretty impressive bit of sputtering about a...
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OMG It’s Another New Star Wars Trailer, Now 20% Cooler! Your Saturday Nerdout

Guys, guys, GUYS!!!!! (We mean the gender-inclusive version of that, of course.) New international version of the Star Wars Trailer, with teensy bits of footage and dialogue that weren't in the previous New Trailer! You are required by Pavlovian reflex...

Gaze In Awe Upon Fox News’s Six Perfect Words: ‘Crack-Smoking Illegal Alien Registered To Vote’

Future generations of scholars and historians* will need look only to six perfect words (or seven if you count the hyphenation) to understand perfectly the first week of November, the year of our lord 2012: "Crack-Smoking Illegal Alien Registered...

Illegal Alien Army Mobilizes For Cash-Strapped Commie Democrats

Some of you sheeple are probably voting for the candidates with the best "ideas" in November, which is embarrassing and ignorant. Real Americans vote for the political hack with the most money to spend on slanderous teevee ads and...

Mexican-Hating Lou Dobbs Employs Illegal Mexicans

Orange-headed Space.com founder and fired cable-news host Lou Dobbs was known for one thing during his long last years of anchoring a CNN show even dumber than Rick's List: Lou Dobbs HATED the Mexicans. Oh man they drove him...

Fox News Loves Chortling About Witty Halloween Costumes

There's the Hollywood Harvey Milk that we all know and love, but then there's the real Harvey Milk, the Harvey Milk who was an asshole and a fraud and it's just mind-boggling that a jerk like Harvey Milk would...

Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation’s Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws

Ha ha, it's funny because the mutant overlord Michael Chertoff is the Secretary of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and unbeknownst to him some ILLEGAL ALIENS snuck in and cleaned his house! Have you ever heard...

But Does He Have Any Black Babies?