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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Terrible News Regarding The Font Of Your Trendy Furniture

Monday, August 31st, 2009
  • It’s “purely coincidental” that Chris Wallace has been continually plagued with painful bouts of “the mud butt” since 9/11. [Think Progress]
  • General Russel HonorĂ©, affectionately known as Cojones HonorĂ©, might pop a plump nut all over David Vitter’s senate seat (which is really just a taxidermied hooker). [TPM]
  • Everyone in L.A. is just getting so high and groovy on the dankest strains of “Purple Kush” and “Perez Hilton Sticky Icky.” [The Daily Dish]
  • Swedish futon dealership Ikea has changed their typeface, which means if you are sensitive about fonts, you should probably kill yourself. [AMERICAblog]
  • Erick Erickson will recite Gregorian Limbaugh chants with Sean Hannity, TONIGHT, at 9:30 pm. [RedState]