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  stop hitting yourself

PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party

In the wake of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary (as well as the alarming violent trend in its aftermath), you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Hey, I really need a gun.” Or you already exercise your rights to the fullest, and you’re thinking, “Hey, I really need more guns.” Either way, you’re sick of soft lawmakers who aren’t willing to address the issue in a meaningful way – ok, so some politicians are finally suggesting we arm our schoolteachers, but you’re an American, damnit, and you need to be equipped directly and immediately. Luckily, if you live in the Asheville, North Carolina area, the Asheville Tea Party has you covered. Read more on PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party…
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The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible Poison (Maybe)

Some cancers get big fancy races on the National Mall, the support of the NFL, full rights over a color, and the satisfaction of raising millions of dollars for education and research. Some cancers even get the support of the brothers Koch, which is morally confusing. Other cancers, though, have to settle for the donations people may or may not make after eating a free stack of buttermilk pancakes from their local 24-hour lard shop. It’s hard out there when you’re not America’s Favorite Cancer or America’s Villains’ Favorite Cancer, so if you feel like doing something to help eradicate Leukemia and/or Lymphoma, eat pancakes at IHOP today. Read more on The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible Poison (Maybe)…
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Pre-Turducken Activities

Thursday, November 18 through Sunday, November 21: Provided you survive your touchy-feely airport experience, a week from today you will be eating cranberries from a can and watching teevee footage of large floats wandering the streets of New York, to give thanks for smallpox blankets and other Important things. Prepare for the Fun that is spending time with family by spending this weekend drinking. Zaytinya is making this easy by hosting an Ouzo Celebration, where they will be offering a flight of three Ouzos for $12.  [Zaytinya] Read more on Pre-Turducken Activities…
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Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons

Pig Roasts: So what the economy is terrible, what really matters is that Washingtonians always, ALWAYS have an opportunity to eat pig.  Oh look, here are a few of the thousands of upcoming pig-centric events: Pig-a-Palooza at Jackson 20 Restaurant on Wednesday, September 22 ($35 for all you can eat pork, ribs, potato salad, cole slaw, corn, corn bread, rolls, and pies), BBQ Feast at Art and Soul on Thursday, September 23 ($25 baby back ribs, beef brisket, chicken wings,  potato salad, corn on the cob, and corn bread), Big Ass Pig Roast at 19th on Saturday, September 25 ($20 for non-stop pig), and the high-class Pigs and Pinot at Jackson 20 on Wednesday, September 29 ($85 for pig paired with pinots from Oregon). [Jackson 20, Art and Soul, 19th] Read more on Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons…
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Semi-Free Goodies and Opportunities for a Swine Flutastic Weekend

Wednesday, April 29: For those of you who weren’t able to get a free cone from Ben and Jerry’s last week (damn long lines), Baskin Robbins is giving you the opportunity to have almost free ice cream: tonight you can enjoy a small scoop of any flavor for just 31 cents and the proceeds go to firefighters. Read more on Semi-Free Goodies and Opportunities for a Swine Flutastic Weekend… Read more on Semi-Free Goodies and Opportunities for a Swine Flutastic Weekend…