Tag Archives: IDF

  Huckabee's Marshall McLuhan Moment

Israel Tells Mike Huckabee To Shut His Stupid Squeal Hole

Time to be quiet now
Rancid dingleberry Mike Huckabee fancies himself a real expert on the Jewishes — he’s been to Israel, you know, and Auschwitz! — and he is NOT SORRY and “will not apologize” for cavalierly warning that Obama is going to burn up all the Israelites in The Ovens, with his Iranian deal. Even though the majority of American Jews support the deal, want Congress to approve the deal, and also think Huckabee is an infectious wank cloth. Read more on Israel Tells Mike Huckabee To Shut His Stupid Squeal Hole…
  tweeting your house to pieces

Israel Having Time Of Its Life Live-Tweeting Assault on Gaza

Maybe Israel doesn’t have a choice but to explode chunks of the Gaza Strip, because Hamas has been shooting rockets into Israel. And maybe not! We are told we must support The Good Guys, though, because of the Bible, and then later when the Good Guys do not accept our version of ancient things, they burn in hell? Right? Either way, it seems pretty clear the good old time the Israeli Defense Forces is having live-tweeting its bombardment of Gaza, complete with propaganda leaflets and multi-lingual Facebook pages, is mucho fucking creepy. Read more on Israel Having Time Of Its Life Live-Tweeting Assault on Gaza…
  rumors on the internets

Episcopal Fundamentalists Declare Jihad On U.S. Senate

Some IDF soldiers did a funny dance while “on patrol” (trying to find flotillas to murder). This lighthearted music video makes everything better; it heals all wounds, big and small. [Telegraph] Read more on Episcopal Fundamentalists Declare Jihad On U.S. Senate…
 

Giant Anus Discovered

Great news, everybody: The long-lost Giant Earth Anus has been rediscovered! The Knights Templar had carefully guarded the butthole’s location in the Holy Land, but it was later located by either Indiana Jones or William S. Burroughs. And now the Israeli Army Men have found it again! Mystics and Nostradamus and Bob Novak have long predicted that the rediscovery of the Giant Anus would lead to a new era of rampant, constant ass-fucking from the House to the Senate to airport and train station men’s rooms all around the world. Gazans dig for profit [IDF/Reuters] Read more on Giant Anus Discovered…
 

Rumors On The Internets: Babes

Pictures of hot Israeli women in IDF uniforms. [IMAO] Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq, will take shooting lessons. Think Progress commenter asks: “Who is Lindsay Lohan?” [Think Progress] AOL user search data includes: “how to kill your wife” “wife killer” “how to kill a wife” “poop.” [Hit&Run] Read more on Rumors On The Internets: Babes…