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Why is gay Senator Larry Craig always getting arrested in public restrooms? Because he’s the Idaho Bathroom Goblin, that’s why! Also, as this picture proves, it’s because he has no Internet friends. So sad. [Official Profile: Sen. Larry E. Craig]

Republican Senator Larry Craig can’t walk past a public restroom without rushing in and offering to suck everybody’s cock. Republican Senator David Vitter spends all his time and money fucking hookers while shitting in his Depends. Imagine what these creeps might do if homosexual couples got married! MORE »

Jesus, how old do you have to be to even recognize this terrible goddamned song? This was a big hit by Tony Danza in 1980, originally about something almost as sordid as closeted-gay Republican senators sucking off cops through public-bathroom glory holes: Basically, people living in poorly-constructed ’70s apartment buildings would stomp on the floor to let the poor people living below that it was time to fuck each other. This went on all the time, apparently, until the “Reagan Revolution” turned everybody queer. MORE »

Idaho Bathroom Goblin Larry Craig is appealing the ruling against his stupid attempt to undo his guilty plea for “disruptive behavior” in the Minneapolis airport’s cruisy toilet. The good times are back, people! In order to continue providing humor to America, Gay Senator Craig and his “wife” are doing the local and national television interview rounds, including a sure-to-be-hilarious appearance on NBC’s Today Show on Wednesday. Larry is gayly taking down what’s left of his party with him by bitchily attacking Mitt Romney and basically daring the Senate minority leadership to put a bullet in his head and dump his body behind a Boise truck stop with the “Super Tuber” recipe taped to his shoes. MORE »

Hooray for the slow wheels of justice! Our new (and only) favorite Minnesota judge — Hennepin County District Court Judge Charles Porter Jr. — won’t rule on Larry Craig’s request for a do-over until next week. This will never end! MORE »

This isn’t your usual Larry Craig satirical bathroom goblin cash-for-furry-fucking YouTube gag. This particular video is an actual political advertisement currently showing on Minneapolis television stations. The political cause, obviously, is childhood obesity and lobbying by grease-snack conglomerates. Never forget September the Twenty-Sixth, the day when closeted gay politicians trying to get cock in a public restroom became mainstream fodder for local teevee political ads about children’s health.

A spoof that could be a little wide of the mark [Star-Tribune]