Tag: iceland

Un-American Trump-Spam Vendor Fires Itself From Donald Trump Campaign

Donald Trump really loves spam. We're not talking about the delicious Hawaiian delicacy (Donald Trump would never eat a canned meat, and Donald Trump only uses Trump branded products); the spam we're talking about here is his email. It...

Your New Hottest Exotic European Mayor Is Sexxxiest Guy Named ‘Carl’ Ever To Live

Say goodbye to Justin Trudeau and that man-king of Reykjavik, there's a new hotty mctotty lord mayor in town! Or we guess you could invite them all over, together, for a 'cuppa cuppa' burning love!
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Deleted Comments: Wonkette’s In Bed With Trump / Hillary / That Sexy Icelandic Guy!

After a week with hardly any bitching left us without a Deleted Comments column last week (we'd link, but to what?), we're happy to report that rage levels this week were nearly back to normal. Oddly enough, it was...

Wonkette Is World Famous In Iceland! Your Weekly Top Ten

OH HEY WONKERS HI HOW ARE YOU LOL! Ahem, so it is time for your weekly Top 10 list, and Wonkette's sexxxy exploits with the major (or even mayor) of Reykjavik are not the top story, but it's important that...

Icelandic Media Wants Us To Know Reykjavik Mayor Is NOT Just Big Dick, Pretty Face

Welcome to our all our new Icelandic readers! How are you doing?! Are you cold because of how your country is frozen much of the time? <a href="http://wonkette.com/600836/fine-ass-reykjavik-mayor-is-your-new-political-sexxx-fantasy-of-the-week"></a>So, in case you've been preoccupied with inconsequential affairs like the American presidential...

Fine-Ass Reykjavik Mayor Is Your New Political Sexxx Fantasy Of The Week

We at Wonkette are serious journalists, so we like to stay on top of when there is a hot guy. We have done deep analysis time and again on how hot Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is, especially when...

Icelandic Girl With Freaky English Name Can’t Get Passport

Man oh man, and American teabaggers whine about oppressive government overreach? How about this chilling tale from Iceland? Ten-year-old Harriet Cardew, an Icelandic citizen by birth whose father, Tristan Cardew, moved to Iceland 14 years ago, has been denied...

Derp Roundup: Special Christmas Edition

Happy Sacred Baby Festival to all you Wonkers! Hope you've had as much festivity as you can handle, and perhaps more.* And now, for some Happy Holiderp: a roundup of seasonal stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether,...

Gun Fun Roundup, American Exceptionalism Edition

Greetings from Wonkette's brand new Bunker O' Love, the underground safe room on our Idaho compound where we go to write about guns, gun accessories, and how they have made America great. Today, we have several tales of Great...

Iceland Discovers That The Economy Has a Liberal Bias

The last time we checked in with Iceland, it was in the heady days of 2009. The world economy had collapsed, taking Iceland with it, and the Prime Minister, the Foreign Minister, the Commerce Ministers had all found very...

Remember the Idiot Republican Bobby Jindal Mocking ‘Volcano Monitoring’?

It's unfair to blame only Bobby Jindal, the boy exorcist of the bayou, for this asinine response to Barack Obama's first State of the Union address. Why? Because the entire national GOP leadership shares the blame for this dumb...

CNN Idiot Rick Sanchez Thinks Iceland Is ‘Too Cold’ For Volcanoes

Rick Sanchez is so stupid that other teevee anchor people are embarrassed for him. Here's CNN's most comical idiot saying that Iceland is "too cold" for volcanic eruptions, because of course volcanoes depend upon the surface air temperature to...

Americans Sad To Be ‘Stuck’ In Europe, Due To Dinosaur-Killing Volcano Ash

Wonkette operative Lady MacBeth writes, "Jesus Christ, I'm stuck in the South of France. And all you people can do is cover tea party events??? There are so many of us stuck in Europe and humbled by language barriers...

Iceland, The Country, Basically Gives Up

We last heard of "Iceland" in the fall during those first exciting weeks of the Global Great Depression, when our proudly "interconnected" global economy did what it ultimately was designed to do: self-implode all at once. Since most/all of...