The January 20 four-million Obamatard march, otherwise known as “Inauguration Day,” will combine the fun of being stranded outside during an ice storm with the excitement of being killed by the homeless or maybe the Army as Barack Obama is safely sworn in at a secure, warm location with plenty of fancy food and cocktails. And because it’s all happening in Washington, D.C., you can bet the public services and coordination will be top-notch! MORE »

It likely comes as little surprise to Wonkette readers that Pat Robertson is batshit. Your editors wouldn’t be doing their collective job if you thought he was at all sane. But watch this clip as that realization comes slowly to his co-host, as Robertson says that the complete destruction of Kennebunkport and last week’s ice storms in the Midwest are God’s revenge for not being solicitous enough to Israel. She looks kind of like a rabbit in a trap by the end, doesn’t she? By the way, have we mentioned recently that Giuliani sought and received Robertson’s endorsement? Just checking.