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Rejoice, polar bears! The United States Department of the Interior just announced that the number one source of cute white bears in the world — arctic polar bears — will be designated a threatened species because of the Global Warming, which the Republicans are going to fix because John McCain remembers how tough things were during the last Ice Age. MORE »

This is a thousand times worse than whatever happened in Kenya that was so terrible! Look at these people, wearing their snow gear, walking carefully through the frozen muck, and then brutally removing the honest, maverick signs only to jam heartless corporate wrong-Jesus signs into the same ice holes. This won’t stand!

Bad Sign For Romney [Political Machine]