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After many years of research around the world, the International Atomic Energy Agency has revealed the new global warning for ionizing radiation: a terrifying scene of an alien spaceship shooting death rays at a pirate flag and stick figure.

Learn about the terrible fate of mankind, after the jump.

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• More people seem to think Nancy Pelosi is a fighter than a lover, even fewer think she is a “Cute Little California Crabcake.” [The New Editor]

• In the various social circles of drug-addled former pop-stars turned international terrorists, Bobby Brown is normal. [The Corsair]
• Horny Muslim dudes think up ingenious way to score steady pussy, NSA obv. [Hit & Run]
• Washington Post spreading rumors about stupidity of American teenagers to help their own bottom line. [TPM]
• Massively boring IAEA report released, bottom line is, “Iran has not suspended its enrichment related activities.” Just look for the bolded bits. [Power Line Blog]
• In wikiality, Bush family patriarchs were Nazi money men — maybe also in reality. [HuffPo]
• Ann Coulter wants to kill Senator Sen. Lincoln Chafee, among others. [Media Matters]
• Michelle Malkin thinks she needs “serious help.” [Michelle Malkin]
• The Man Who Won’t Be President would rather be wrong than President. [Re-Elect George Allen!]

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