DO NOT WANT: Your Wonkette got shut out at the Bloggies. We were nominated in the politics, humor and “group sex” categories, and were Soundly Beaten by Nate Silver, the LOLcats, and fucking Gawker. Congratulations everybody! [Bloggies SXSW]

The House passed the watered-down Stimulus Bill! With no Republican votes, obviously — they don’t want to get in trouble with their drug-addict talk-radio boss, what’s his name, Mr. Vulgarian. And now the Senate is voting, hooray! They’ve got 59 of the filibuster-proof 60 votes needed, so it’s all down to one guy, from Ohio. If and when he shows up for work …. MORE »

At least you people limit your Barack Obama fetish to tasteful artwork such as this naked Obama upon the Unicorn. But for America’s very lousy low-level criminals, there’s nothing like some cheap bootleg knockoff YES WE CAN t-shirt to really make a mugshot special. [The Smoking Gun]