BREAKING: TONY BLANKLEY NOT DESTROYING AMERICAN HERITAGE, NOMINATES WONKETTE FOR PULITZER
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006
Tony Blankley supports the Danes, hopes they stay in Denmark.
Breathless update! Tony Blankley writes in to set the record straight — unlike those other immigrants, Tony was pronounced A-OK by Uncle Sam!
You correctly cite my opposition to illegal immigration, but chastise me for not then deporting myself back to England–from whence I came. Your error, pardonable though it may be, is to assume I am an illegal immigrant. Otherwise, of course, your entire comment would be demagoguery of the rankest order–which heaven forfend it surely couldn’t be.
We point out only that Mr. Buchanan seeks a much tighter quota even on so-called “legal” immigration, and he surely would warn us of the dangers to our shared Euro-Xtian-Caucasian culture posed by this tea-drinking, chimbley-sweeping, bespoke-suited terror.
Blankley’s full, charming, Katherine Harris-referencing email, after the jump. Read it aloud in your best James Mason impression!
Significantly less breathless update: Eric Pfeiffer writes in to assure us that he is decidedly not an “all-around nice guy.” Don’t you people have a money-losing paper to put out?
Tony Blankley supports the Danes, hopes they stay in Denmark.
Breathless update! Tony Blankley writes in to set the record straight — unlike those other immigrants, Tony was pronounced A-OK by Uncle Sam!
You correctly cite my opposition to illegal immigration, but chastise me for not then deporting myself back to England–from whence I came. Your error, pardonable though it may be, is to assume I am an illegal immigrant. Otherwise, of course, your entire comment would be demagoguery of the rankest order–which heaven forfend it surely couldn’t be.
We point out only that Mr. Buchanan seeks a much tighter quota even on so-called “legal” immigration, and he surely would warn us of the dangers to our shared Euro-Xtian-Caucasian culture posed by this tea-drinking, chimbley-sweeping, bespoke-suited terror.
Blankley’s full, charming, Katherine Harris-referencing email, after the jump. Read it aloud in your best James Mason impression!
Significantly less breathless update: Eric Pfeiffer writes in to assure us that he is decidedly not an “all-around nice guy.” Don’t you people have a money-losing paper to put out?
Did you hear? Pat Buchanan has a new book out. It’s called “State of Emergency: Your Children Will Eat Only Tamales and Sing ‘La Cucaracha’ All Day While Learning About Godless Pagan Aztecs and Worshiping Pancho Villa and It’s All Your Fault.” In case you hadn’t heard, the Washington Times has been kind enough to run not one, but two high-profile pieces on this important new piece of fear-mongering. 
