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Obama Says GOP Wants To Go Get Sushi, Not Pay

President Barack Obama took to the podium in the White House press room to explain that it is not a good idea to shut down the government just because the president has only cut $2 trillion in spending (so far). This seems fair enough, if you are a communist. But the press corps was all “Whycome Nobumer won’t be nicer wif GOPs?” so Nobumer was all “I am a friendly guy! I like a good party! We can haz friends?” Poor lonely Bamz, wandering around the White House late at night, moaning “but what about our relaaaationship?” to which the correct answer is always “Relationship? Fuck that.” What else did Eleanor Rigby say at her presser? Read more on Obama Says GOP Wants To Go Get Sushi, Not Pay…