Tag: hypocrites

Get Ready For Your Close-Up, Tea Bag Pro-Life Congressman Who Pressured His Mistress To ‘Bortion His Baby

Bitches. All you're trying to do is treat their foot fungus or whatever, and they hold you down and rape you probably, and then they tell you they are on the Pill or something, and then they get your...

Tucker Carlson’s ‘Daily Caller’ Does Yeoman’s Service In Refuting Dumb Right-Wing Freakout — UPDATED!

UPDATED! CORRECTION BELOW! Perhaps you were alive and sentient and cruising around stupid hack rightwing websites sometime in the last few days when you noticed that they all lost their collective shit because totally un-American (Yellow Peril) Secretary of Energy,...

Santorum Wants Malpractice Award Caps For Everyone Except Himself

Barely tolerated busy-body Rick Santorum may be running a distant 148th or whatever in Florida, but his website remains a strong competitor for numero uno in terrible ideas. Among the collected abominations is the promise to reduce medical costs...

Lazy Jerk Newt Gingrich Refused To Get Job While Studying

Turbo edition ridiculousness machine Newt Gingrich is terminally unable to shut up about his "wait why is this even a fake issue?" theory that America's disadvantaged students are incurably lazy -- first it was elementary school students, and this...

The Best of Saturday’s Painful GOP Idiot Debate (VIDEO)

The whole debate, in a minute! That's as much time as anybody should really have to spend thinking about the latest Republican Dimbulb Derby, which was broadcast on Saturday night to an audience of people who were unable to...

Congressional Support Grows For Bill To Shut Down Any Website

There's suddenly a whole lot of "bipartisan support" for a supposed anti-piracy law that will actually let the U.S. Government force American Internet providers to shut down all access to any website immediately. Why might that be a popular...

Rick Perry Proposed ‘Bi-National’ U.S.-Mexico Obamacare Before 9/11

Rick Perry had a grand idea, just days before Muslim Terrorists attacked the United States on 9/11/01: Mexico could join together with the United States to provide free socialized health care for everyone, Mexican and Texan alike! This is...

Frat Boy Congress Caused Souder-Sex to Happen, Say Bible Ladies

Upon learning that family-values hero Mark Souder had resigned from Congress after admitting his extramarital abstinence, the marriage-sanctifying gals at Concerned Women for America -- the Western Hemisphere's most important public policy women's organization, after Curves -- were in...

VIDEO SHOCKER: Republican Rep. Mark Souder Made ‘Web Video’ (Against Sex) With His Mistress-Staffer

Tracy Jackson, you have made very poor choices in life. You are pretty and reasonably young. And yet you *allegedly* let this gross old Jesus Freak Republican Family Values Congressman climb all over you and hump on you. Also,...

Anti-Gay Bakersfield Republican Spent All His Time Being Gay At Gay Bars

Hahaha: "The owner of Faces, the club where Ashburn reportedly was hanging out before his arrest, told CBS 13 that he can't confirm whether Ashburn was there Tuesday night because the club was packed with 400 patrons for...

Daily Briefing: Pride Only Hurts

Remainders: General Zod Edition