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Weird old Cajun swamp weasel James Carville called Bill Richardson and said he wanted his thirty pieces of silver back. Then a chicken made a sound three times and Carville was like, “Hillary who?” in an alarming visit to Furman University in Greenville, South Carolina, in which he said all sorts of damning things about his former friend Senator Hillary Clinton. MORE »

Obama’s win last night didn’t send just Chris Matthews into hyperbole about The Greatest Thing In Galactic History. Wait until you see the blogs! THE BLOGS! Also, this German guy called Obama the “Iowa snow king,” but that was as an insult. MORE »

It’s basically just a day of record breaking here in the District. First, there was the Cuteaggedon. Now: The Most Ground-Breaking D.C. Gossip Item Ever In the History of the World. According to the New York Observer, Juleanna Glover-Weiss is currently introducing Ahmad Chalabi’s daughter (a recent doctoral student and just-published author) around to local editors. Yes, it’s true: A networked social powerbroker is helping out a well-connected newcomer (a Harvard grad, no less) with similar political sympathies. Washington may never be the same. MORE »