hurricanes
A Children’s Treasury of CEOs Throwing Very Grown-Up Tantrums Over Obamacare
If we were the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, we would happily make ten cents less per unit in order to make sure that our employees have health care coverage. This would be DOUBLY true if we were the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company in the food industry, given that we would not [...]
Cool Republican Bro Had Fun Spreading Dumb Fake Hurricane Rumors Last Night
Good morning, New Yorkers! We hope that you are reading these words right now, because that means you have power and Internet access and probably are in your own home, which we sincerely hope is not soggy and gross! Last night was pretty bad for New York, but we know that not everyone can be [...]
God Due To ‘Stand His Ground’ Against Tampa’s Republican Convention, With Hurricane Maybe
Everybody panic! Some dude at Examiner.com looked at a bunch of funny gifs of a maybe-hurricane and decided it might hit Tampa (and your Editrix!) just in time for the RNC! Where will we shelter from the possible storm? Probably a titty bar. But far more important than whether or not we (by which we [...]
Louisiana: Wikipedia Pages Prank; Lobbyist: Wonkette Has No Ethics
Tuesday, while your Wonkette was working to bring the world “important” hilarious news about the pathetic Sarah Palin “Lou Sarah” account, we also threw up an account of somebody visiting the Louisiana Capitol building and finding a statue of the state’s first governor accompanied by a framed print-out of the governor’s Wikipedia entry. Apparently this [...]
Financial Regulation To Pass … Now? Now? How About Now?
Financial regulation was dead yesterday, but today it is alive again, just like Jesus! And speaking of things or people who are like Jesus, we have Scott Brown to thank for this turn of events. All Barney Frank and his fellow Sadducees had to do to win the love of Brown and the New England [...]
Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Hurricanes
Good Morning, America! Did you love your two weeks of political conventions and soaring (or lame) rhetoric? No? Well, Allah has a treat for you! A million more hurricanes are headed to America, to kill everyone. Hanna will destroy wealthy white coastal regions of Georgia and North Carolina and Florida. [AP, CNN]
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Al Gore Will Have His Revenge On Florida
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Daily Briefing: Some Say This World of Trouble Is The Only One We Need
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Daily Briefing: Planes, ‘Canes, and Shiny Gold Things
Daily Briefing: Don’t Just Do Something, Sit There
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