Tag: hurricane katrina

Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He’s Done Writing These Terrific Tweets

Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...

Trump Flies To Puerto Rico To Call Them Fuck-Ups To Their Faces

America, we once again present to you YOUR PRESIDENT.

Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He’s Doing In Puerto Rico!

Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?

Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Can You Handle More BOAT HEROES? You Probably Can!

We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them

BOAT HEROES Doing More Heroics, In Houston, In Boats!

BOAT HEROES and reporter heroes and other heroes too.
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President)

Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again.

Texas BOAT HEROES Just Being Heroes, In Boats.

The social contract: It works, mofos.
God's financial analyst.

Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.

Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid White Men

Did Donald Trump just set a new record for Lowest Approval Rating Ever? Of course he did! Your OPEN THREAD!

Donald Trump’s ‘Approval Rating’ Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But … Uh … LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Pretty Sure Liberals Can’t Wait For Hurricane Matthew To Kill Everybody

How can we keep our 'climate change' conspiracy going if big hurricanes don't murder everybody all the time?

Donald Trump Drops In For Louisiana Flood Photo Op After Governor Asks Him Not To, Because He Cares

Donald Trump went to Baton Rouge to look at the floodwaters, help unload a truck, and sign some baseball caps. Everything's better!
He seems nice

Minnesota GOP Congressional Nominee Has Fun, Creative Views On Women, Slavery, Everything

Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.

Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There’s A Good Reason To Drink

Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go down to Antarctica and melt all the ice, which will cause the...