Tag: hurricane
On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018
Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Scolds Lazy Puerto Ricans For Letting Hurricane Hit Their Island
Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.
Border Patrol Knows What Is Important During Hurricane Harvey Evacuation: DEPORTIN’ MESSICANS, YEEHAW!
A little old hurricane evacuation is no reason to stop deporting people.
Morning Maddow: That One Time Richard Nixon Hated The Vietnam War
Monday night, Rachel Maddow brought us a segment on audio diaries kept by H.R. "Bob" Haldeman, which were recently released by the Nixon Presidential Library. At first, we were ready for another story about the Nixon administration's penchant for...
No More Fights For Wrongly Convicted Boxer Rubin ‘Hurricane’ Carter, Dead at 76
It's weird to remember that prior to becoming a detached squinty enigma, Bob Dylan spearheaded a passionate campaign to free boxer Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, who was wrongly convicted of murder and served 19 years for a crime he didn't...
A Reminder To You On The East Coast That Mitt Romney Finds Your Travails Hilarious
Hai East Coast, what's new? Sorry about your DEATH CRANE! We are just chilling here in sunny Californy watching old videos of Mitt Romney accepting his nomination. We were there! It was so great! We went from really really...
Mitt Romney Iz In Ur Hurricane, Privatizin Ur FEMA
Hello to all of you in the Eastern third of this great country, currently hoarding boxes of wine and tarp and more boxes of wine in order to hopefully get through Frankenstorm without killing your loved ones in a...
Michele Bachmann’s Hurricane Irene Joke About God Caught On Video
Drooling pill addict Michele Bachmann continues to blurt clownish things so that YouTube will have more joke clips. What now?
Oh just something super funny about Hurricane Irene, and God, and how God punishes America and kills 40 innocent...
Irene Tragically Spares U.S. Capitol, White House, Pentagon & Wall Street (VIDEO)
While regular people are suffering through power outages, severe flooding, wind damage and a shutdown of public transportation along the whole Eastern Seaboard, reports on Sunday indicate that the The Devil spared his main temples on Earth, from His...
Irene Devastation: Netflix Streaming Apparently Out For Whole East Coast
We are getting late word tonight that Netflix Streaming is totally not working along much of the East Coast, due to terrorism (Hurricane Irene). Former Wonkette special guest editor Jason Linkins reports that it's broken in D.C., at least...
New York To Be Destroyed By Irene, To Celebrate Earthquake + 9/11
Gah what the hell, what is this? Oh, it's pornography from The Weather Channel. Goodbye, Wall Street! So will The Hamptons be destroyed after this, somehow, or concurrently? "
Almost biblical proportions," ha. But even The Weather Channel and The...
God Now Aiming Hurricane Irene Directly At Billionaires’ Mansions In the Hamptons
Congress will probably figure out a way to get Obama to make the hurricane strike working people in Long Island instead, but for the moment the bulls-eye is on the Hamptons. Reuters reports:
According to New York City's Office of...
