Tag: humans

Senator Mocks Crazies With ‘Each Sperm Is Sacred’ Amendment

To make a point, which is a thing that congresspersons occasionally do, Democrat Constance Johnson, State Senator from Oklahoma, proposed an amendment to the state's personhood bill this week that would render punishable by law ANY sperm that does...

George Bush Would Drink Another O’Douls If He Really Had To

The Ohio Senate has had it up to here with all the humanoid-animal demon beasts manufactured almost every day in Toledo petri dishes. George Bush loved waterboarding Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. It was his favorite thing to do with Khalid,...