Many of Republican Senator Tom Coburn’s Oklahoma constituents were INCENSED to see their senator locked in a pornographic gay embrace with the President after his fake state of the union address a couple weeks back. In the aftermath, Coburn received 50 letters from outraged citizens asking him why he would go and do such a dirty thing with a known socialist on national TV. MORE »

Hillary and Barack, according to CNN’s John King, almost made sparkly interracial love before the debate:

I was backstage just before the debate, and it became very clear to me that she was not going to come out with a flame-thrower, as many thought she might have to do given her position in the race right now. At first they stood several feet, probably 15 feet away from each other, not acknowledging each other. And then she walked up to him and said, “Hey, Barack.” And he turned to her very warmly, put his arm around her and said, “Hey, Hillary, how are you?”

Aww. Then Hillary gently whispered sweet nothings in his ear, except these sweet nothings were actually a constant stream of the n-word. He giggled. [via TPM]

The “Quick Vote.” Look at the poll. We voted “yes.” MORE »

Photo: house.gov/jerrylewis MORE »

To show that we have some non-cynical, sentimental bones in our bodies, here’s a photo that warmed our hearts and made us go, “Awww…” MORE »